Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #167
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. My, how the time has flown by. It’s number 167, and I’m still here. Don’t say I don’t love ya.

Should recreational marijuana use be legalized nationwide?

In my opinion, I would say no. The smell is disgusting and makes me nauseous, and too much smoking seems to make people stupid. Smoke it at home, and keep it away from me.

Is gambling harmful to society, and should it be banned?

For those who have addictive personalities and lack self-control, it can be harmful. But then again, so is McDonald’s. So, no ban needed.

What’s something that people misunderstand about you?

They think I’m weak and lazy. But I see everything, pay attention, and act accordingly as needed. Perception isn’t always reality.

What is something from the 1990s that you want back?

Music on MTV, and common sense.

Should convicted felons be allowed to vote after serving their time in prison?

Once they have served their time, all rights, including voting, should be fully restored.

Who is your favorite comedian?

From the past, it would be Joan Rivers, Don Rickles, or George Carlin. Today, it’s either Brad Williams or Matt Rife.

Should the driving age be raised to 18?

Nope. Permits at 15, and a license at age 16, as it always has been.

Is love the act of holding on, or the grace of letting go when holding harms more than heals?

It can be either. It depends on the situation and circumstances.

Is there anything you cook or bake really, really well?

Baked beans, tater-tot casserole, and Hungry Man TV dinners.

Owe money or owe a favor?

I’d rather owe money. I can pay it back, as I always do, and we’re done. If someone ever does a favor, they’ll hold it over your head forever, and you’ll never hear the end of it, no matter how many times you’ve returned the favor and done something for them.

What do you think the worst smell is?

Cheap weed or crack. Both make me physically ill. It’s why I could never be a junkie.

Do you like small talk?

I suck at small talk. I can fake it for work, or if they’re really cute, but except for a very small group of people that I hold dear, making small talk is not my thing.

What happened to Common Core math?

It just seems to have vanished and gone away. It never made sense to me to overcomplicate simple mathematics, but that was the thing for a while. Pure stupidity. I guess it turned out to be racist or homophobic. That scam didn’t work, so the libs moved on to something else.

What is something you consider too serious to joke about?

There probably is but considering how dark and twisted my sense of humor gets sometimes, I don’t know what it would be. Child molestation or animal abuse. For those, I would show restraint, but for anything else, it’s probably fair game for some dark humor or a twisted remark.

What’s the best way to waste time?

If you enjoy doing it and it brings peace of mind, body, or soul, it’s not wasting time. Watching stupid videos on YouTube is always fun.

What did you do last weekend?

Stressed, slept, wrote, overthought a few things, and spent time with my cat.

What are you good at that you’re really proud of?

I’m a decent writer when motivated and not distracted. I’m proud of my site, DougMaynard.com.

Should abortion be illegal?

When it involves the life of the mother, or in cases of rape or incest, it should be available as an option. But abortion for the sake of convenience, that is murder and should NOT be allowed.

Which celebrity would you choose for your best friend?

I already have the Infamous One, so why would I want anyone else? I guess let’s go with Kevin Smith. We have tons in common, are alike in many ways, and if I were friends with Kevin, I’d be featured in small cameo roles in all of his movies and have someone to talk comics with.

Which unconventional animal do you wish you could have as a pet?

A skunk. Take out the scent glands, and they’re great pets. Intelligent, lovable, and can easily be litter box trained. Or a midget. That would be cool too.

Would you rather have the ability to fly or the ability to teleport?

Teleport. I’m scared of heights.

Do you use a bookmark or dog-ear pages in a book?

A bookmark. I don’t want to damage the books.

What is something that makes you really angry?

My Mom. The Dog. Life. People. Take your pick.

What’s the quickest way someone can lose your trust?

One lie is all it takes. I may forgive, but I’ll never forget.

What’s your least favorite emotion?

It’s the one I deal with most often, but I don’t like it. Sadness and depression. She’s an evil bitch. I’m not good with anger either.

If you could get rid of any genre of music, which would it be?

I listen to almost everything, so this is a tough call. Wait. No, it isn’t. That hardcore, gangsta-style mumble-rap BS. I’m not the biggest rap fan, but some of it is enjoyable. But that mutha-this and wanna-be a criminal garbage, that stuff sucks.

Should solar panels be mandatory for all new home constructions?

That sounds like some climate-change propaganda and BS. In some places, it wouldn’t help or work. And it’s not as effective as electrical energy, nor as cost-efficient. So, mandatory? Hell to the no.

What is something that gives you hope?

My bro and his family. Maybe there is hope for the future after all. Change isn’t always easy, but it can happen, and things can get better. They prove that every day.

How do you react to anger from others?

I ignore it and go on with my world and life, as I should. Their anger is not my problem. That seems more like a personal issue for them to deal with. Not me.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the Dog Park.

Ubuntu!