Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #187
Random Questions from the Land of Tweets
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Doug Maynard

Every day, my Twitter feed is filled with dozens of random questions. This is where I provide the answers. It’s the Ultimate X Q&A. My, how the time has flown by. It’s number 187. It’s 2026, and I’m still standing. Don’t say I don’t love ya.

If you were on Death Row, what would you order for your final meal?

KFC and some taters from Nic’s.

Would you volunteer to live on Mars if you could never return to Earth❔

Nope. Too far away.

What’s an obligation you’d like to get out of?

These pets.

Be honest. Would you break up with your partner if you caught them cheating?

I don’t have a partner, but it depends on the context and circumstances.

Have you ever had a fried peanut butter & jelly sandwich?

No. It sounds good.

Would you let a stray pet into your home to keep it safe for one night?

Yes.

Should politicians face the same consequences as ordinary citizens when they break the law?

Nobody is above the law. Yes.

What is a “harsh reality” of life that most people refuse to accept until it is too late?

In the end, you’re going to be alone.

What’s a piece of ‘obsolete’ technology you still use today because it’s better than the modern version?

Real books will always be better. No Kindle.

Tell me one person you can’t wait to spoil when you get rich.

Eric. I love that man.

Do you think you have a true calling?

I probably did, but reality is getting in the way.

What part of the driver’s test are you most likely to fail?

Parallel parking.

Would you rather spend the remainder of your days in Narnia or Middle-earth?

Narnia, or Hogwarts.

Would you rather spend the day at a botanical garden or an art museum?

Let’s go with the flowers.

Would you choose to become a Vampire?

Right now, yes.

You won $100 Million, who are you calling?

Lawyers to set up trusts for those whom I care for the most.

What is a song that you would request played at your funeral that pretty much sums up your life?

This River, with me singing. It’s at the site and on YouTube.

You’re planning a themed party. What theme are you choosing?

Wrestling, of course.

Do you prefer self-checkouts or having cashiers check out your merchandise?

Self-checkouts. I don’t like dealing with people.

Why is it that high-IQ people isolate themselves?

Because we can, and people are delusional and dumb.

Would you want to see a reboot of The Breakfast Club?

No. The movie is a classic. Leave it alone.

Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise. That means it’s time to go to bed.

What do you think stops poor people from becoming rich?

No ambition or drive.

At work, would you rather be busiest at the beginning or end of your shift?

Beginning. It gets the energy flowing.

If you had to give up either cheese or chocolate forever, which one’s gone?

Say goodbye to the chocolate.

If you could pick a voice that you could sing like, who would that be?

Waylon, of course.

What’s something you’re really bad at?

Looking after myself first.

Have you ever used a firearm? If yes, how old were you the first time?

Yes. And I was trained by my stepdad at age 10.

In grade school, do you remember going on field trips? Where did you go?

I remember the State Fair, a few museums, the airport, and the Farmer’s Market.

If you started a business, what would it be?

A pro wrestling website and podcast.

If you had one day in your life that you could go back and re-live, what day would it be?

The last time I saw Eric.

Should cell phones be allowed in school?

Nope.

What TV character do you feel like you’d get along with the best IRL?

Cousin Itt Addams.

If you and your family were invited to the White House to have a sit-down dinner with President Trump and the First Lady, would you go?

Absolutely. It would be an honor.

What’s something that instantly gives you “I don’t trust this person” energy?

Condescending attitude and behavior.

And there you go. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Be sure to like, share, and subscribe. And with that, let’s close up the shop today. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you at the bar.

Ubuntu!