Did this two years ago on Facebook… I was bored lol.

A- Age: Physically, 49 1/2… mentally, it varies between 22 and 90
B- Biggest fear: Being alone when I get old & spider crickets
C- Current time: 6:58pm
D- Drink you last had: Diet Mt. Dew
E- Every day starts with: Bitchin’ and moaning as my body does an impression of a bowl of Rice Krispies, all snap, cracklin’ and poppin…

F- Favorite song: It’s A Mad World by the Postmodern Jukebox.

G- Ghosts, are they real? Damn skippy they are…

H- Hometown: Laurinburg, NC

I- In love with: Someone I can never have… ain’t life a biacth?

J- Jealous of: No one – people are jealous of me.

K- Killed someone? Why do you ask? What have you heard?

L- Last time you cried? Last night.

M- Middle name: Alan

N- Number of siblings: 4 by blood, 2 by marriage and about a dozen by life / fate / choice.

O- One wish: For Kenlea to be healthy, happy and come home soon.

P- Person you last called: I don’t call people – I text. And that would be my brother from another mother & hetero-life mate, the Jay to my Silent Bob, Kenneth

Q- Question you’re always asked: Where do I know you from? And I always answer, “do you watch a lot of gay porn?”….

R- Reason to smile: My family

S- Song last sang: “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” – I was in a Coe type of mood.

T- Time you woke up: From my afternoon nap? Around 3:30pm.

U- Underwear color: Gray

V- Vacation destination: If I ever decide to take a vacation, I think it’ll be down to Little River to see some awesome folks I know.

W- Worst habit: Pushing people away when they truly do mean the world to me.

X- X-Rays you’ve had: Far too many to name here.

Y- Your favorite food: Chinese – just point me to the Buffet table and cut me loose.

Z- Zodiac sign: Cancer

Nominate 8 people: I’m not going to nominate anyone, but if anyone wants to do it, please feel free and tag me so I can see your responses. Thank you and may the force be with you. Nanu Nanu!