Facebook Q&A #2
August 10, 2017
DougMaynard.com

I have so many things I need to be doing. I have dozens of wrestling questions to answer and two more albums to review. I think I’ll do a Facebook Q&A. Yes, I did one earlier this morning. I’m doing another one because that’s what I do. These are questions. They’re from Facebook. I’m answering them. ‘Nuff said! Enjoy!

Who was the better Darrin? Dick York or Dick Sargeant?

Which Dick made the better Darrin? Which one was the second one? He was better if only because he was more recent and I remember him better. But hell, who needs a “Darrin” anyhow so long as you had Uncle Arthur and Maurice?

Would you rather save a horse or ride a cowboy?

I don’t do horses. Cowboys though… woo hoo! Giddy-up hombres.

Is Bill Cosby guilty of the allegations against him?

Maybe he is and maybe he’s not, but the fact that none of these people had any complaints until years after the fact seems mighty suspicious. And despite these alleged charges, Cosby was the only prominent man of color to stand up and correctly tell the truth about how black men need to step up and be there for their children, apeak and act like adults rather than overgrown adolescents, pull the pants up, get an education, etc and when he spoke up, against the liberal agenda and rightfully said that blacks should take personal responsibility, he got taken down pretty quickly. Is he a “rapist” or “sexual deviant” or whatever? The evidence seems to say yes, but there’s more to it than is all coming out in the media and wash. He’s already been judged in the eyes of public opinion and found guilty. The truth and facts don’t matter.

Does size matter?

If you’re eating a sandwich, then yes. Anything else, not really. It’s the skill and not the size that matters. Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

What would you do if you were to wake up the opposite sex?

This is 2017 and we can already do that. All we have to do it say that we’re “in the wrong body and feel like that we’re actually the other sex” and wala, we are considered to be the other sex. Isn’t that how this whole “transgendered” thing works? It’s not who you are physically, but instead who you feel at any particular moment. But all of that aside, if I was to wake up with a female body, I’d explore and then become a major whore and probably pregnant. Yeah, I’d be a slut!

Cats or Dogs? Why?

Cats… because they’re cats and they rule. ‘Nuff said!

Juan, Beckel or Geraldo?

This refers to the token liberal for the Fox News show, “The Five”. Of the three names mentioned, Juan is whiney and annoying, Geraldo is as fake as a promise by Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama and Beckel is a loving ass-clown who just didn’t give a damn, which has a lot to do with why he was fired by Fox. I prefer a real a-hole to a whiner or fake any time. Where you at, Bob?

Do you talk to your pets?

Of course. They talk to me and it would be rude to ignore them. Besides, they usually have a lot of great things to say.

Favorite kind of life saver?

Either the orange or the cherry. I love me some life savers.

Cash, check or charge?

Nobody and this includes me, writes checks anymore. Charging is okay, but that just kicks the can down the road and it’s easy to lose track of just however much you’re spending. I like cash. It’s the best way to do things, you can’t over-spend because if you run out of cash, you quit spending money, and it’s the American way of doing things. Let’s make America great again. Build that wall!

And I guess that’s enough. I need a nap. Thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts and especially questions are welcome. I’m down and I’m gone. See you later.

Ubuntu!