Questions By Casper XX…

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Questions By Casper XX
July 22, 2020
DougMaynard.com

One of the more interesting people that I follow on Twitter is a man named Tyler (The Ghost) Casper. (@tyler_casper) Check him out and give the man some love and a follow. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah, he asks a lot of questions. And the regular readers of this site know how I am about questions, right? So I went down his Twitter feed and copied several of the most recently asked questions. And now, for your reading pleasure, it’s time to provide a few answers. So are you ready? Let’s do this…

Do you like pancakes?

Yes, I do. With lots of syrup, hot melted butter, and a piece of sausage on the side. Yummy.

Do you like waffles?

See my answer to the pancake question. And there you go.

Do you like French toast?

Why is it called French toast? This is America, damn it! But yeah, it’s good stuff too.

How much is too much for sunglasses?

I personally prefer to get my sunglasses at the Dollar Tree since I know that they’ll be broken, stolen, or lost within a couple of days. But no amount is too much so long as someone is willing to pay it.

Do you like meatloaf?

I do and I can make an excellent meatloaf. This boy can cook!

Do you like meatballs?

They’re okay, but I prefer lots of meat in the sauce rather than big balls in my mouth. Just saying.

What is your favorite kind of sandwich?

A hamburger. That’s a sandwich, right?

Do you have a record player?

I do. Three of them actually. I like old school stuff.

Do you have any records?

Many of them dating back to the late ’60s and as recent as a couple of years ago.

Do you have any VHS tapes?

Many boxes full of them including movies, music videos and all the old Nitro/Raws from the Monday Night Wars.

Do you have a VHS player?

Not at the moment. No, wait. We do in Mom’s closet. I just need to pull it out and hook it up. My bad!

What is the strangest word you’ve ever made up?

That I use regularly, “apprecigate”, followed by “Cha-rue” (my brother made that one up) and allight!

Have you ever had caviar?

Fish eggs? Bleh!

Have you ever had calamari?

More fishy stuff that looks nasty. That would be a no.

Do you have a favorite muscle?

Your boyfriend. I like ALL his muscles… lol

Are gourds more of a fruit or vegetable?

I have no idea. They’re just something that witches use in rituals. I’m not sure what they’re supposed to be.

Is a tomato a fruit or vegetable?

It has seeds so it’s a fruit.

Have you ever grown a fruit tree from a seed?

We have a small peach tree growing in our back yard from where we dumped peach seeds and other fruits. Ma was trying to compost. Does that count?

Do your kids have kids?

My bro-son has four amazing and most excellent kids. Does that count? Of course, it does. And did I mention that they’re exceptional and incredible? Well, now I just did.

Do you have kids?

I have a bro-son and a cat. I’m good!

If someone thinks it’s too early to start drinking, when do they think it’s too late to stop drinking?

It’s too late when the beer has run out and you have to be up in thirty-minutes for work.

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

Bud Light, followed at the moment by Creek Water Whiskey.

What is your favorite fair ride?

The guy who set up the Ferris Wheel.

What is your favorite carnival attraction?

The freaks!

Do you have a hobby?

I write and I get intimate with sexy men. And is my wrestling obsession counted too? I guess it would be.

What is something you’d like to do before you kick the bucket?

Be rich…

What is your favorite kind of meat?

Use your imagination. Damn, you’re a perv. I would say beef!

What is the most precious thing you’ve ever seen?

I just shared a video on my Facebook page a couple of days ago about a squirrel asking for water and drinking from a man’s water bottle. That was just too sweet!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, drop me a line, and let’s chat. Until the next time, stay safe and watch out for the crazies. Have a great one and I’ll see you on the other side.

Ubuntu!

Casper6

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