5 Questions: The Gay Agenda, Hot Dogs, Fish Sticks & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Gay Agenda, Hot Dogs, Fish Sticks & More
July 21, 2020
DougMaynard.com

This world is full of questions. My friend, Cheese, sent me a few. And now, it’s time to give some answers. Let’s do this…

What is the gay agenda?

For me, a gay man who has been out for well over thirty-five years, my agenda is this. Find a good person to love and share my life with, take care of my family and my cat, work and support myself as well as I can so I don’t have to rely on others for help, treat others as I’d like to be treated, do what the doctor tells me in regards to my diabetes and other medical issues, and be happy. And note that none of it involves the specifics of being gay because that’s not my entire identity. It’s just a part of who I am as is my race, religion, love of cheap beer, and desire, and love of writing. It’s not a “gay agenda”, but instead it’s just life and being me. And that’s all it should be for all of us. Forget the labels and stereotypes. Be a good person and the rest will fall into place. ‘Nuff said!

Are you a rambling man?

Well, I’m no Waylon Jennings, but I might be a little free-spirited and over-indulging with the fellows sometimes. That’s a great song by the way.

Mike Tyson or Floyd Mayweather?

Mayweather is an idiot. Tyson has grown on me over the years so Iron Mike all the way.

What is the perfect hot dog?

Ketchup, mustard, chili (homemade), cheese, BBQ, and homemade coleslaw to top it all off.

Do you like fish sticks?

No, I’m not a gay fish or Kayne West. Actually, I do like them sometimes. But I’m not a fish! I’m a man, damn it! All man!

And there you go. My thanks again to Cheese for the questions. I hope you enjoyed it. Any comments, questions, or comments, drop me a line. Until the next time, stay safe and watch out for all the crazies (unless they’re cute). Take care and I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

3luwly

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