Tossing Salt Presents:
Caffeine, The World & More
November 29, 2021
So many questions in this world and so few answers are there to be found, at least until now. I’m going to answer them, or at least try, ten at a time. It’s 10 Questions, and it all starts right now.
What is the hardest thing to say as a man?
This is an easy one. It’s either “I’m sorry!”, or “Help me please!” I think it’s something in genetics, but apologizing or asking for help are two of the hardest things a man can do. It’s true. It’s damn true.
Chocolate or vanilla?
For myself, I prefer vanilla most of the time. When I was a kid, I preferred chocolate, but as I got older, my tastes changed and the slightly more bland vanilla taste became my favorite.
What would you do if the cocoa plant became extinct?
Well, I wouldn’t be eating as much chocolate. That’s for sure. I guess I should be glad then that I prefer vanilla.
What would you do if caffeine became illegal?
I would be known as a criminal and lawbreaker. Don’t mess with my caffeine or there will be consequences. Insert video here:
What would you do if you could turn back time?
I can think of many things I’d like to change and make different including my behaviors, my relationships, a few times with friends where I could have made more of a difference, etc. So many things come to mind, but I think I’ll just let Cher talk about it.
What would happen to someone if the world all of a sudden quit spinning?
Gravity would go nuts, our balance would be affected, and we’d all fall down. At least that’s what I think would happen. Damn it Jim, I’m a writer, not a geologist.
What keeps the world going around?
Sex, drugs, rock & roll, and love. And cats. Can’t forget the damn cats.
What is something you can’t see, but would know if it wasn’t there?
Oxygen. If it wasn’t here, we’d all die and then end up voting Democratic. All dead people vote Democratic, right? So oxygen is my final answer, Regis.
What are you thankful for?
My friends, my family, my sense of humor, my work ethic, guys in gray sweat pants, caffeine, imagination, my cat, good music, and chicken.
Do you like smartasses?
I was always told that it’s important to love thyself and thus, I would say yep.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about anything at all, feel free and drop me a line. Until the next time, take care of yourself, be good, and I’ll see you at the Beer Cooler. Take care