5 Questions: Stories, Checks, Coats & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Stories, Checks, Coats & More
December 3, 2021
DougMaynard.com

I found some questions on my Twitter timeline. Now, can we find some answers? Stick around and let’s find out. It’s “Five Questions” and it all starts right now.

He was attractive, seemed cool, and the sex was great! What turned you off?

He was a liar. If a person can’t be honest and tell the truth, I don’t want or need them in my life, regardless of how good they look or the sex may be. Well, they can come back for the occasional booty call, but that’s it. Nothing more.

Write a sad story in four words.

That bitch, Carol Baskins…

Do you feel like a lack of attention can cause you to fall out of love with somebody?

Absolutely. If the person I love doesn’t have time for me and treats me as an afterthought, my feelings are going to change pretty damn quickly.

Have you ever written a “rubber check”?

A check that I know has insufficient funds, but I write it anyhow to buy some time? It may have happened once or twice back in the day.

How often do you buy a new coat?

An actual coat? Rarely. Usually, someone else will buy one for me. I prefer hoodies and I just bought a new one. It’s an Alice Cooper hoodie and should be here tomorrow if the tracking thing is being honest. I’m excited.

And there you go. I know this is short this morning, but I just woke up and it’s my pre-breakfast warm-up. Now, time to get ready for a day of nurses, physical therapy, and hopefully learning to drive. Wish me luck. Any comments, thoughts, or questions about anything, just drop me a line. Until the next time, take care. I’ll see you at the milkshake machine.

Ubuntu.

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