Tossing Salt Presents:
Ten Questions
Bets, Love, Spam & More
March 2, 2022
DougMaynard.com

Random questions from my Twitter feed. What more do you need? It’s Ten Questions and it all starts now.

What’s the craziest bet you have ever made?

I remember a bet I made with a former roomie many years ago in regards to a basketball game on TV. It was UNC playing Duke, I think. I’m not even sure of that, but we were watching and drinking beers and having a friendly argument over the game. We bet a sexual act over who wins. He’s very straight, very redneck, and not into, as he called it, “that gay shit” in any way, shape, or form. I’m gay. We made a stupid bet. And I won, in more ways than one lol.

Do you believe that love is blind?

You can’t help who you fall in love with. Physical appearance shouldn’t matter. Nothing should matter, but the beauty of a person’s soul (and their eyes)… period.

What was your favorite childhood book?

The Exorcist. I was a weird kid.

What’s the most addictive game for you?

Any kind of drinking game is fun for me, and I’m also very partial to Checkers or UNO.

Do you like Spam (canned cooked pork)?

I like Spam very much, especially fried up and served next to a plate of scrambled eggs. It makes my blood pressure rise, but it’s some damn good stuff.

Where would we be if Hillary was the sitting resident?

Even more fucked than we are now, and that’s saying something. She is the very personification of Satan on Earth.

Where’s Fauci now that Covid is gone?

Who knows and who cares?

What is your favorite outdoor activity?

Just sitting in front of a bonfire, sipping on a cold beer, chilling with some friends, listening to some music, and being relaxed and happy.

What season best fits your personality?

Fall. It’s the chilling of the air, the longer nights, and when the days are warm, the nights are cold, and all is at it’s best in the world.

What’s your opinion on garden gnomes or pink flamingos?

I have no opinion on gnomes, but Pink Flamingos is a very good movie, directed by John Waters and starring Divine. That scene where Divine eats the poop. Oy vey! But the movie is still a cult classic.

Would you take it if you had the opportunity to be immortal?

Nope. Not unless good health, financial security, and a clear & strong mind are all a part of the deal as well. Otherwise, why bother?

Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?

The world will probably know.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be safe. I’ll see you at the Limbo Bar.

Ubuntu!