Questions By Casper #32…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #32
August 17, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

If you were coffee, what kind would you be?

Probably that cold cup of coffee that was placed in the microwave to reheat and then forgotten about and allowed to get cold again.

If you were tea, what kind would you be?

I’d be “Mister Tea”, fool!

Do you know anyone who reverts back to a child when their tired or in pain?

You mean people who refuse to grow up and want to be babied and consoled at every rough moment instead of being an adult and dealing? I know a few that act like that, yes. And no, I won’t say their names, but they do exist. Sad!

If you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?

I have no idea. It would depend upon my powers, how well known I was, and who my publicist is.

If you were a superhero, what would be your super powers?

I have no idea about this either. I don’t think that picking your powers is the way it works. I think you’re born with powers, develop them at puberty if you’re a mutant, or gain them through an accident like a gamma bomb, cosmic rays, or being bitten by a radioactive spider. And then you act accordingly as you take it from there. 

What is your favorite inside activity?

Sex with a good looking guy, sleeping, reading, and playing on the computer.

Do you have seasonal allergies?

Luckily for me, my answer is a big no.

Have you ever spent time looking for something you already had in your hand?

My glasses when they’re on my head, my keys when they’re in my pocket, and I’ve used my phone to try and find the phone. So yes, I have.

Have you ever been to an aquarium?

A full-sized one, no, but there was a museum in Durham, NC that I went to as a child that had a section set up with all sorts of fish and marine life. That was pretty cool.

Have you ever been to an art museum?

No, but I would love to visit one at some point. It’s on my bucket list.

Have you ever had a plain cheese sandwich?

Nope. I like cheese, but I’ve never liked it that much to have it as a solo sandwich. I have to have a meat product as part of the meal.

What is a word that people use that you hate?

“We” when they mean “you”, “Borrow” when they have no intention of paying back, and “I need help” when they’re just a stupid-ass crack head wanting money.

Do you pay attention to your posture?

Not really, no.

Do you have reading glasses?

I wear glasses that I use for all purposes involving seeing better, including reading.

Have you ever been to a wax museum?

Again, my answer is no, but I would love to visit one and check things out.

Have you ever been to a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museum?

No, I have not, but there is one down in Myrtle Beach that I’ve walked past many times and would love to visit. It would be very cool.

Why aren’t there any clear pictures of Bigfoot sightings?

Because he doesn’t like having his picture made. Duh!

Why aren’t there any clear pictures of UFO sightings?

I assume the UFO’s have some kind of equipment aboard their vessel that distorts pictures and helps protect their secrecy.  

Ever get attacked by a phantom spider?

Phantom Spider? Who is that? The ghost of all the spiders I’ve splatted over the years? I haven’t been attacked yet, but if he wants a war, bring it on.

How do you feel about birthday parties?

I don’t do birthdays or parties. Too much interaction with people is involved. Bleh!

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow covered in fur?


Do you have a chest freezer?

We do have one in our kitchen. I need to clean it out one day.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with the ability to read people’s thoughts?

Probably go insane at all of the voices in my head. Where is Professor Xavier when you need him?

If you were a genre of music, what kind would you be?

Probably a blend of country and jazz.  

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts, or questions to ask, drop a few words in the comment box below. I can also be reached via e-mail at or on Twitter at @Doug28352. I hope to hear from you. And with that, I’m out of here. Have a great night, stay safe, and I’ll catch you on the flip side. Take care.



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