Isn’t there a pay-per-view coming up tonight? I believe it’s time for the WWE’s annual “Hell In A Cell” event. That means it’s prediction time. Let’s go get the Sister Cleo outfit and break out the crystal ball. Let’s go…
WWE Hell In A Cell 2014 Predictions
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins
Hell in a Cell Match
Hopefully, this will be the match to close the show and get that “main event” spot. Ambrose and Rollins deserve it. As for the match, it should be a real slobber-knocker of a Pier 6 brawl. Seth’s “Money In The Bank” contract isn’t on the line so he has really nothing to lose here by taking the fall. Ambrose wins and the fans go home happy.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
John Cena vs. Randy Orton
WWE Championship # 1 Contender’s Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena versus Randy Orton in a match we’ve seen a million times where the loser of a match and the guy who’s just kind of there and not really part of anything get, for some reason, a chance to be the #1 Contender and go up against Brock Lesnar at some point. I don’t get the WWE’s logic with that stipulation, but whatever. It’s the WWE so it doesn’t have to make sense. We’ve seen Cena versus Brock several times already so it’s time to switch things up a bit. Orton versus Lesnar could be fun and fresh and I think that’s the way the WWE is headed. Yeah, with Orton’s RKO of Paul Heyman this past Monday on RAW, I think it’s going to be on with the Apex Predator taking on the Beast Incarnate. Works for me.
Winner: Randy Orton
(Champion) Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro
2 out of 3 Falls Intercontinental Championship Match
The match of the night if Dolph and Cesaro are allowed to just cut loose and let it go. Two out of three falls makes for some interesting scenarios that could possibly happen, but I think the end result is still clear. Dolph retains the title and we get a feud for the ages. ‘Nuff said!
Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion: Dolph Ziggler
(Champion) AJ Lee vs. Paige
Divas Championship Match
AJ and Paige AGAIN? Why not? Another good match and I’d look for Paige’s new BFF, Alicia Fox to get involved at some point… just because. I think AJ retains and keeps the title though… just because.
Winner and STILL Divas Champion: AJ Lee
(Champions) Gold & Stardust vs. The Usos
Tag Team Championship Match
I like Goldy and Cody as the crazy-twins in make-up, but their title reign has been pretty blah thus far. Maybe it’s just the whole tag team scene right now, but it’s just not doing anything for me. Word is that Rybaxel is getting ready to make that big return and if played right, that could add some life to the tag team title picture. Rybaxel would work better though against The Usos instead of the Dustballs, so I’m going to say title change here. The Usos regain the gold.
Winners and NEW Tag Team Champions: The Usos
(Champion) Sheamus vs. The Miz
United States Championship Match
Sheamus bores me and the U.S. title is being wasted around his waist right now. Let’s have the hottest new team / act in the WWE get the spotlight for a bit and see what happens. Mizdow helps out and the man with the money-maker gets the win and the gold. And hilarity ensues.
Winner and NEW United States Champion: The Miz
Nikki Bella vs. Brie Bella
Singles Match- Loser Becomes the other’s servant for one month.
How about no matter who wins, both ladies go to NXT and work out with Sara Del Ray until they learn how to wrestle. And then go work with Arn Anderson backstage until they learn how to cut promos. And then just go away and WWE brings back Ivory, Lita, Molly, Trish, Jacqueline, Jazz and Victoria in their place. Mickie James too. Hell, go find Nidia and Jackie Gayda. I don’t care. Just get the Bellas off my TV… PLEASE! *sighs* – Nikki wins and the storyline continues. Aauugh!
Winner: Nikki Bella
Rusev w/ Lana vs. Big Show
Big Show can win or lose and it doesn’t matter. If Rusev loses, his push is over and he becomes just another mid-card guy who could have been something, but the WWE dropped the ball instead. Rusev has to win and will.
And there you go. Am I right or am I wrong? We’ll find out tonight.