Dear “——-“
June 6, 2017

I found this on a friend’s Facebook page. Messages for all the people who matter. I thought it was cool so I did it. Enjoy…

Dear ex 😡 : Man, you had it freakin’ made. What the hell were you doing / thinking? I wish things had turned out different, but it is what it is. A part of me will always love ya, but you’re where you need to be and I’m moving on with my life, just as I need to be doing.

Dear self 💕 : It’s a crazy, crazy world and you need to loosen up a bit and relax a bit more before you give yourself a heart attack. And go see a freakin’ doctor.

Dear crush🙈: Waiting for you to come back to school where I can enjoy your presence and lust after you properly. You’re way too young for me and I know it’ll never happen, but damn, if you’d just give me one night, I’d pull a major “Wanda” on your sexy ass and rock your world.

Dear mom 👩: You drive me crazy sometimes and turn down that damn TV, but I love ya and wouldn’t trade you for anyone or anything. You’re the best.

Dear Dad 👨🏻: Those last few years were not what they should have been and I apologize for that. That was my fault, being stubborn and stupid. I miss you every day and love you.

Dear school 🏢: Just a distant memory that occasionally makes an appearance. Did I really even go there?

Dear siblings 💙: Our relationship are different and maybe not as close as they should be, but know that I do love you and am thankful for the roles that each of you played in my life as we grew up.

Dear past me✨: Sometimes you did well and sometimes, you were an idiot, but you always kept it real and led me to where I needed to be today. And for that, I thank you.

Dear future me.🙆🏼: You will not always be alone. Loosen up bitch!

Dear future kids : Where the hell did you come from? I’m old and single and gay. I can’t be a father. You better damn call someone. What?

Dear person i hate: You don’t exist. You are not real. Hate is not an emotion worth my time or energy to embrace or practice.

Dear person I love.💕 : Too bad you’re so young and straight cause we could be something amazing.

Dear ex best friend.🚫: We may not see each other much anymore, but there will always be a place for you in my heart and life. We’re just on different paths at the moment.

Dear celebrity crush: Come take me away from all of this. Marry me, you fool!

Dear future husband/wife: Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot. I can’t promise it will always be easy, but I can promise you that it will be well worth it.

Dear boyfriend/girlfriend: Same thing ^^^^^^^

Dear people that hate me: Does anyone really hate “Dougie Fresh”? If so, I’m sorry for whatever caused your hatred, but your just hurting yourself with your hatred. It doesn’t affect me at all and you need to let it go.

Dear people that love me: You have excellent taste… and I love you too. It’s true – it’s damn true.

And there you go. This thing says I’m supposed to tag 20 people, but I don’t do the tag thing. If you like it and want to do it, then go for it. If not, that’s cool too. Thanks for reading. I’m down and I’m gone. Have a great one.

Ubuntu!