Top 10 Things With A Higher IQ Than Maxine Waters
President Donald Trump has often said that Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) is a very “Low IQ” person. With her repeated chants of “Impeach 45”, her infamous temper tantrums on the floor of the House Of Representatives and blatant name-calling and playing of the race card with every word, Waters seems to confirm the President’s opinion. In other words, she’s dumb folks. “How dumb is she”, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you.
She is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
She’s so dumb, she saw a sign that said “wet floor” and she did.
She is so sumb that when we told her to do “the Robot”, she gave R2D2 herpes.
She is so dumb that when she heard it was chilly outside, she went and grabbed a bowl.
She’s so dumb, even blondes say “that woman is dumb!”.
She’s so dumb, her dog teaches her tricks.
She is so dumb that when she goes shopping, she gets on the floor so she can find low prices.
I could do this all day. And she’s ugly too. Yes, I’m taking the low road here. Get over it. So where were we? Oh yeah. “How ugly?”, you ask? And here we go again.
The last time I saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.
She’s so ugly, they can use a mold of her face to make gorilla cookies. (Borrowed from “Sanford & Son”)
She’s so ugly, her face was declared a “natural disaster” by the President.
She’s so ugly, even Stevie Wonder said, “Damn, that bitch is ugly!”
She’s so ugly, that she looked into a mirror and it shattered into a thousand pieces.
She is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
She is so ugly, she has to trick or treat by phone.
She is so ugly, when she sits in the sandbox, the cats try to bury her.
So she’s not exactly a beauty queen. Or smart. The only thing she has positive going for her is that great head of hair on her head. True, she stole the look from James Brown, but whatever works for her. Maxine is a hoot! Now, why are we here? Oh yeah, it’s about her “Low IQ”. Maxine has a low IQ. We’ve aleady discussed just how bat-shit-crazy and moronic this woman can be. And now, to wrap things up, it’s time to do a “Top Ten List”. I’m stealing jokes from the Internet and Sanford and Son so why not steal a piece from the David Letterman show too? I think we will. So…
From the home office in South Point, Ohio…
Top Ten Things With A Higher IQ Than Maxine Waters.
10. A Goldfish
7. A Cloud
6. Venus Fly Trap
5. Corn Bread
4. A Pair Of Stinky, Sweaty Socks
3. A Rock
1. Anyone and everyone.
And there you go. Questions, comments and thoughts are welcome. And by the way, this is just parody. I’m joking and having fun here. I don’t really think Maxine Waters is as dumb or low IQ as she appears to be. No one can truly be that brain dead and stupid so obviously, she’s just a great actress playing the role of a major league nut-case. And I’m just having a little fun at her expense. I’m sure that if she ever reads this, she’ll just laugh and laugh. And probably call me a racist, boycott my site and call for my impeachment. I’ll take that chance.
So thanks for reading. Let me know what you think. Would you like to see more “Top Ten” lists like this one? Tell me and I’ll do what I can. And anyone is fair game and no one is off limits. The more you know. Until the next time, take care of yourself and each other.