5 Questions – September 6, 2018

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
September 6, 2018
DougMaynard.com

Once this was called Facebook Q&A (because that’s where the questions come from) and it just went on and on and on with a dozen or so questions at a time. But as someone once told me, less is more (or is that just Danny?) and now I just do five of them at a time, just enough to keep it interesting without having to tap out and say, “No Mas!”. Let’s get to moving and do this…

What would a reality show about your life be called?

Very simple. It would be “Tossing Salt”.

If you were stuck in an elevator, who would you want to be with?

An elevator repairman. But wait, what good could he do if we’re in the elevator? Well, if he’s cute, plenty of good for me lol.

What is the most dangerous thing you’ve done in your life?

Working in convenient stores, mostly 3rd shift, mostly by myself, for over thirty glorious years. Well, that and being an openly gay redneck since the late 80’s. I ran with a tough crowd at times and yes, it definitely had it’s moments.

What’s your advice for students starting college this fall?

Think for yourself, don’t be a sheeple and tip your local ABC store representative whenever possible.

What is your biggest fashion pet peeve?

Sagging pants, man buns and women who weigh over three hundred pounds wearing clothes designed for an anorexic twelve year old super-model. Dress for the body you have, not the body that drugs and alcohol have deluded you into thinking that you have.

And that’s all for today. Short and sweet. Damn, I’m thinking of Danny again. Well, he is short lol. Thanks for reading. Questions, comments and any other thoughts are welcome. Until the next time, take care.

Ubuntu!

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