5 Questions (X3): Haiku’s, Immigration, Wishes, Movies & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions (X3)
Haiku’s, Immigration, Wishes, Movies & More…
October 31, 2018
DougMaynard.com

I am still playing catch-up with the backlog of questions on my computer so instead of the usual five or so, we’re doing fifteen. Yes, it’s a triple threat edition of “5 Questions”. And when I finish with this, I’ll only have one more Wrestling Q&A, which will wait until tomorrow, to do and I’ll be caught up for a few hours anyways. These questions come from my Facebook timeline and a lovely lady named Traci. She’s likes to read my stuff and I asked her to contribute and she most definitely did. So let’s get busy so I can go to bed and get at least a couple of hours sleep before doing those 11 hours at work tomorrow. And away we go.

Can you write a haiku about a spider?

A spider on the wall
It goes up
It goes down
Splat!
No more spider on the wall.
Good riddance.

I don’t really think that’s a haiku, but it’s 1:15 in the morning. Get over it. It’ll work.

What is something that you hated as a child, but love now?

Naps and spankings are the first two things that come to mind.

What is something you loved as a child, but hate now?

People.  And squash…

What does the United States need to do to fix it’s illegal immigrant problem?

Secure the borders, build that damn wall and prosecute and deport any illegal aliens, no exceptions. And close the so-called Sanctuary Cities. Enforce the laws on the books.

Should all politicians be drug tested?

Drug tested and given a psychological examination as well because most of the people in politics, at least on the national scene, are bat-shit crazy as hell and morons.

If a genie was to offer you three wishes, what would they be?

Good physical health for the rest of my days, to be financially secure for me and my family and ten more wishes so we can really make things happen.

What is a typical “day off” for you?

No day is typical. If I’m not working at the ABC, I’m doing stuff for the Food Bank or writing for my site. And then it’s housework, laundry, looking after my cats, trying to get laid, chilling with my bro-son and the family, etc. Every day is an adventure and brings new experiences and change. No day is typical. Damn, I need a nap.

You are given a million dollars to make a movie. What would the topic of the movie be?

Butt Naked Man, as talked about in the SMF Cyberspace podcast. It’s not just an urban legend.

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?

Mr. Owl says three, but the world may never truly know.

What is your favorite physical feature for a female? For a male?

Eyes on both and the butt on the guy. I like big butts and I can not lie. Baby got back!

If you could make three changes in your life, what would they be?

I would be financially stable so that money worries would be a thing of the past, I would have a good man here by my side and I would quit letting my friends take advantage of me and learn to say “hell no!”. I’m working on that last one. I’m tired of being screwed over.

Cats or dogs? Why?

Cats. Dogs are phony as hell. No one is always that happy to see you. Cats are real. They’re assholes most of the time, but at least they’re straight up about it.

Pineapple on pizza? Delicious or disgusting?

I like it. It’s good!

Best vacation ever?

The next one I take, because it’s long overdue and I’m needing it badly.

What is your guilty pleasure television show?

Right now, it’s The Cool Kids. Vickie Lawrence, Martin Mull, David Allen Greir and Leslie Jordan. It’s stupid and funny and has quickly become one of my favorite shows.

And there you go. I’m through now. Questions, comments and anything else is welcome and appreciated. Thanks for reading. Until the next time, have a great one and get some sleep. Oh wait, that’s me. And I am. Take care.

Ubuntu!

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