5 Questions (x2) – Dwarf Tossing, Drinking, IQ versus Race & Much More…

5 Questions (x 2)
Dwarf Tossing, Drinking, IQ versus Race & More
February 9, 2019
DougMaynard.com

Facebook is full of people asking questions. Usually, I only answer five at a time. Today we’re shooting for ten. I only have fifteen minutes to play with before I have to go for work so it’s no frills, just to the point blunt and straight up answers. It should be fun. Let’s do this.

French Fries or Onion Rings?

Depends on my mood actually because I like me some onion rings, but usually I just get fries. Burger King has the best fries, but I like both.

If you were offered a job working for the White House, what job would you want?

I don’t want to have to leave my house or travel or deal with actual people and I hate talking on the phone so taking all of that into account, what’s left? i guess I’d be an adviser, but we can only talk via e-mail and text. Just have Donald send me his messages and queries and I’ll respond as quickly as I can.

Do you have a drinking problem?

Absolutely. I have way too much going on and don’t have time to drink and it’s a big problem. I also don’t have anyone to drink with on the rare occasions that I can make the time available. All my rowdy friends done settled down. Oh vey!

Do you prefer skinny, fat or in-between?

In between. I don’t mind skinny, but I like my guys to have some meat on their bones.

Thoughts on dwarf-tossing?

If it’s cool with the little guy, it’s cool with me. I think it should be allowed in every drinking establishment and bedroom.

Favorite character from the show Dark Shadows?

Definitely Willie Loomis.

What is the strangest job you’ve ever held?

Working third shift at the old Dairy Mart. The job itself wasn’t that bad, but the people I saw and dealt with each and every night. Oh vey! The stories I can tell… lol.

Favorite breakfast cereal?

Fruit Loops & Trix with a nod out to Raisin Bran Crunch when I’m feeling more “adulty” and don’t want to cater to my inner child.

If the X-Man, Rouge, was to absorb your “power”, what power would it be?

Depression, anxiety, procrastination, meaningless trivial knowledge and an obsession with wrestling and hairy butts.

If you had to lose one of your five senses, which one would you rather go without?

Smell. I know people with limited sense of smell and they get around okay and it’s not a big deal. But to not be able to see, hear, taste or feel, that would definitely be a big deal and suck majorly.

Does skin color affect IQ?

Not at all. The color of ones skin and the knowledge they possess have absolutely nothing to do with each other. The atmosphere a person is raised in, the opportunities they seek out and take advantage of, the substances that they regularly partake of, can affect a brain and how it grasps and holds knowledge and how smart a person is or is not, but that’s all about choices and life and not about race or skin color. It doesn’t matter what race a person is as to how smart they are or are not, but what they do with their life and the opportunities they are presented that matter most. A person who is active mentally and physically, inquisitive and wants to learn is going to have a higher IQ than the person who only sits around smoking the blunts, getting f*cked up while playing X-Box  and has no ambition or drive. That has nothing to do with race, but is just common sense.

And that’s all for now. Thoughts, questions and any comments, give me a shout. I’ve gotta run now and get to work. Take care.

Ubuntu!

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