Questions By Casper #33…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #33
August 19, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

What is your favorite type of bread?

I like money, cash, green stuff, cabbage, etc, all also known as bread. And I like garlic bread too. It makes the breath all stinky, but damn it tastes good.

Does Joe Biden smell everyone because he lost all his other senses? (Asked by MiniAOC)

I think he just likes to sniff people, not that there is anything wrong with that. Oh, wait, yeah, there is. It’s creepy. He’s creepy. And senile.

If you had to choose between being a werewolf or a vampire, which would you choose?

Probably a vampire. I already have the sleeping schedule down pat.

Is there anything better than the smell of fresh brewed coffee and bacon?

The smell of the salt-water coming off the ocean, as well as the smell of a freshly cut lawn. And what about a sexy man just getting out of the shower all Ivory clean?

What would you do if you could do anything without any repercussions?

Write a musical about serial killers and probably get drunk and have an orgy with about a dozen young Latinos and Native Americans. All legal of course though.

Do you own any water toys?

I have a rubber duckie. Does that count?

Do you have an emergency kit in your vehicle?

I have a baseball bat, a nine-iron golf club, and occasionally, a Mr. Bang Bang. I think I’ve got an emergency that may happen covered.

How do You make a grilled cheese?

I don’t. I’m not a big fan of the grilled cheese sandwiches. If someone else wants to make one and offers, I’ll take it and say thank you, but I won’t fix them for myself.

Do you own a leaf blower?

Do I look like an undocumented person from South of the Border to you? Just kidding. Don’t scream at me, you snowflakes. It’s a freakin’ joke. My answer is actually… yes.

What was the last item of food you made from scratch?

I made chili a few days ago. Not sure if that counts, but I mixed up the ingredients and cut up the onions, peppers, etc, to give it some kick. I think it should.

What was the last thing you built from scratch?

I made a birdhouse one from popsicle sticks. It lasted almost ten years before getting broken while in the process of moving. Would that count?

Have you ever cooked anything on a hot plate?

Yes, I have. Many times.

Is it creepy if you just watch someone sleeping?

Only if they wake up and want to know how you got into their house. That’s kind of disturbing. But so long as they’re asleep. it’s all good.

If you had to leave your state, what state would you seek refuge in?

I’d go to De Nile. A state of Denial. Get it. LMAO!

If you had to leave the country, what country would you seek refuge in?

Probably the UK. I think my former boss-lady from, Paps, would let me sleep on her couch for a couple of days.

Can you ever have too much storage space?

There is no such thing as too much storage space.

Is it a CONFLICT of INTEREST for the post office to handle the voting ballots?

Hell, they can barely handle the mail and they screw that up as often as not. Ballots too would be too much for their fragile little minds.

What are your feelings about garden gnomes?

They’re evil!

What are your thoughts on labor unions?

A good idea at first, but power corrupts, and as time has passed, the corruption and bad has started to outweigh the good and the benefits.

Do you believe society is to blame for the crazy we’re going through right now?

I think the lack of parenting in far too many households, the sense of entitlement that the younger generations have embraced, and the lack of respect and disregard for human life that is so rampant, all of this has contributed. And I guess all of that would be encompassed by society. It all started with the breaking up of the family unit and progressively got worse and worse from there.

What is something you love but is bad for you?

Penis. Why are so many guys just total ass-clowns?

Do you play cribbage?

Nope, and I do not plan to learn or start either.

Do you play well with others?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Look who you’re asking. I do like SOME people and I can cooperate with others if necessary, but playing with others is not one of my strong points.

Do you put silverware in dishwashers/drainers prongs up or down?

Prongs up. Only the pointy knives are pointed down so no one will get accidentally cut, but the rest, it’s pointy end up.

Have you been filled with the Holy Spirit?

Well, there was the one time a Preacher’s son and I were at the church and… never mind. Let’s just say yes.

How did “ain’t” become a word?

People used it so often and it just caught on and Webster’s finally just gave it and made it official.

What is a word that people use that you hate?

It’s not a word, but a phrase. “I know that’s right!”. It sucks! I also despise, “Let me hold something!”. Grrrrrrrrrr.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for all the great questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions of your own are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe and away from the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.



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