Questions By Casper #36…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #36
August 27, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Are you related to anyone famous?

I’m the famous (or infamous as the case may be) one in my family. After all, I am an esteemed “internet wrestling journalist”, whatever the hell that means. And people know me. I’m a freakin’ legend! Or maybe a warning and bad example?  One or the other.

What’s a good conversation starter?

How you doing? Nice dick!

Have you ever slept in a teepee?

A real and genuine one? Unfortunately, no, I have not.

Have you ever slept in an igloo?

That would be a bit too cold for my tastes.

Do you sleep with a fan on year-round?

Absolutely. Unless the purr of the fan blowing is there, I will toss and turn all night.

Where is the craziest place you’ve ever fallen asleep?

Standing up in the shower. I was tired.

Do you often put other people’s needs before your own?

Far more often than I probably should. For myself, I always wonder if it’s necessary or worth it, but when it comes to looking out for those I love, there is no time for indecision and I must do what I can if able.

How is your night vision?

It used to be pretty good, but as I’ve gotten older, my vision has gotten far worse. I can’t see shit without my glasses.

Do you ever brush the insides of your cheeks?

Nah, your boyfriend takes care of that for me. He has a special tool just for that job.

Do you know how to cook rice perfectly?

I used the “Minute Rice” where it’s in a bag already and it’s ten minutes boiling. Otherwise, I’ll screw it up and it will be sticky and blah!

At what age did you start talking?

From what my parents have told me, I was around 1 year old.

At what age did you start walking?

Again, I started early, before I was a year old.

Do you have a one-track mind?

If I get focused on something, it will keep at me until I can deal with that matter, but generally, my mind is constantly bouncing around from subject to subject from minute to minute. It’s hard for me to stay focused.

What is the worst color for a vehicle?

Probably silver and black, especially when it has flashing blue lights on top and has gotten behind me on the highway.

What is the worst color for hair?

I’m not crazy about red or blue, but it depends more on the person and if they can pull it off than any certain color.

Does anyone actually like instant coffee?

I don’t see how anyone drinks coffee, period! That is some nasty stuff.

What is the last thing you want to do when you wake up in the morning?

Actually, get out of bed. I like my bed. It’s comfy and I’m all relaxed. Getting up means I have to start the day, deal with people, etc. That sucks!

Do you wash new towels before using them the first time?

I will run them through the washing machine on the rinse cycle first. I don’t want to get other people’s cooties on me and my nakedness.

Do you wash new clothes before wearing them for the first time?

Most of the time, yes, but I might toss on a t-shirt first before washing if I want to go show it off or just need a clean shirt.

Remember ever having a cable box?

Oh yeah, I remember it well.

Remember TV’s that had turn dials for your channels?

We only had 13 channels and had to get up and go to the TV to change channels. Today’s kids will never know the struggle.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Casper for the great variety of questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to ask about anything, feel free to drop me a line. Use the comment box below or else find me on Facebook at facebook.com/saltpalace, my e-mail of Doug28352@yahoo.com, or on Twitter at @Doug28352. Until the next time, take care of yourself and watch out for the crazies. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!

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