Questions By Casper #44…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper #44
September 18, 2020

Over in the world of Twitter, I found a man that likes to ask questions. And I do mean a lot of them. His name is Tyler “The Ghost” Casper and he’s at @tyler_casper. A good guy that you should go check out. Now, as I was saying, he likes to ask questions. I like to answer them and it provides content for the site. So here we are. Every few days, I go down his feed and copy the inquiries he’s asked. And then it’s here for the answers. It’s insightful, thought-provoking, and hopefully entertaining for you, the reader, as well. So let’s can the chit chat and let’s do this. Are you ready? And away we go…

Have you ever gotten kicked out of a dressing room?

Surprisingly, no. I’ve been inside a few wrestling dressing rooms, backstage where I had absolutely no business being, and got some dirty looks more than once, but I was never told to leave. Instead, they just shrugged their shoulders and went on about their business while I watched and observed.

Have you ever been banned from a store?

Not that I can remember. I have probably deserved to be kicked out and banned from different stores at times, but they never quite went that far.

Would you read a magazine left in a public restroom?

I don’t even like being in a public restroom and I sure as hell ain’t touching or reading anything that was left there by someone else. Not around here anyway.

What is your favorite deli meat?

Either ham or turkey. Or maybe that guy at Wal-Mart who works frozen foods and always stocks up the hot dogs?

Is there a certain color that you look really good in?

Just call me Johnny Cash because I look good in black. Purple is a good color for me too and I’ve been told that green brings out my eyes.

What are your thoughts on breakfast pizzas?

Pizza for breakfast? Sounds like a plan to me. Love it!

What are your favorite pizza toppings?

Meat, meat, and more meat. Doesn’t really matter if it’s pepperoni, sausage, or beef. I want more meat.

Have you ever had to live out of your car?

A couple of times, but only for a day at the longest before I was able to find a place to stay.

What is it about Apple devices that make them so popular among certain groups of people?

People are buying them for the name and fake prestige. It’s like wearing designer clothes or drinking the Gray Goose instead of the cheaper vodka. It isn’t any better than the other brands, but it’s about showing off and trying to impress everyone else.

Have you ever been kayaking?

No, I have not.

What is something you take for granted?

That no matter how I wish otherwise, I will always be alone and single.

What is your favorite pop/soda?

Diet Mt. Dew is my favorite at the moment and regular Pepsi is my favorite “cheat drink”.

Do you own a set of pajamas?

I prefer old sweat pants or shorts.

What is something you think is overrated?

The intelligence of most of our so-called leaders. We’ve got some real idiots out there.

What do you do when you have a power outage?

Wait it out for the power to come back on or else get in my chair in the living room, cuddle up with my cat, and sleep.

Have you ever read a book by candlelight?

I have (during a power outage ironically enough). It is not easy.

Is there anything more loathsome than the White House Press Corps?

Their bosses at CNN and MSNBC, and maybe the people who currently control Congress.

What is the all-time best rock song?

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Have you ever done magic mushrooms?

I prefer not to answer, but is a woman’s beehive hairstyle supposed to wave and laugh at you? Inquiring minds still want to know.

What would your Outlaw name be?

Cupcake! (Inside joke, but the Outlaw Cupcake Maynard has a good ring to it… lol).

What is the scariest thing you’ve ever woken up to?


Do you trust people who are always smiling?

I don’t trust anyone. And if you’re always smiling, you’re even more shady than everyone else.

What is something you keep in the freezer, that if it got freezer burn, you’d still eat?

T-bones and other good steaks. That shit is too expensive to throw away.

What is your favorite holiday meal?

The Thanksgiving one with Turkey and the massive number of side dishes.

Would you go inside Dracula’s castle?

Damn skippy I would. In a New York minute.

What is your favorite leftover?

Spaghetti or chili. It’s always better the second day.

What is the biggest threat mankind faces today?

Itself. People are stupid and getting dumber by the day.

Do you go to confession?

No, because whatever it is, I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can’t prove anything.

And there you go. Any comments, thoughts, or questions you’d like to ask about this or anything, just drop me a line and let’s chat. Thanks for reading. Until the next time, take care of yourself and be safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.


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