Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper I
August 6, 2021
DougMaynard.com

Over on the world of Twitter, I have found a man named Tyler Casper, and guess what? He likes to teach, inform, and educate. He also likes to ask questions and I do mean lots of them. He was taken down by Twitter powers-that-be just after the Biden fake-election and his accounts were deleted. But now, he’s back and better than ever. Go check him out at @Ghostly_Host. Enjoy and follow. And as for the questions, Casper asks and I answer. And away we go.

What is the most annoying jingle you’ve ever gotten stuck in your head?

It is either “plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is” or “my bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R”. I’m sure you know the rest.

Have you ever tried to pop a twist top?

I have when I just didn’t have the strength or patience to twist it off. I have a bottle opener on my keychain. A very useful tool to be sure.

Do you like the person you are today?

Parts of me are okay and I’m a decent fellow in general, but other parts could use some improvement. It’s a work in progress.

Do you have road rage?

Only when I’m behind an idiot, being tailgated by a dumb-ass, or having to drive.

Have you ever pulled an “all-nighter”?

Many times. I live for the night and darkness.

Do you remember your first crush?

I can hardly remember twenty minutes ago so thinking about as to who I liked fifty years ago, not really.

Have you ever had a fling?

A quick little romance that ran hot and heavy, but just for a short amount of time? Yeah, it’s happened.

Have you ever had a “one night stand”?

That’s the best kind and I’ve had many. Best to just use, abuse, and send their ass home rather than deal with relationships, feelings, and all that other messy stuff.

Do you have any trophies?

Not at the moment, no.

Have you ever puffed the magic dragon?

Do you mean in a Beastiality sort of way? No, I don’t do dragons or any four-legged creatures. I’m a freak sometimes, but that’s just not my thing.

Have you used anything you learned in high school?

My typing classes have translated well into my daily use of a computer keyboard. And the simple math skills work well with my daily work as a cashier/clerk. But the rest of it, not really.

How do you feel about philosophy?

What is there to feel and why should I be feeling it? All we are is just dust in the wind.

Do you ever cut corners?

There have been times that this is a necessary task, especially if I’m on a tight time frame.

Have you ever cut your own hair?

I did one time and ended up shaving my head and doing the bald thing. Not a good idea. Now the most I’ll do is trim around my ears and occasionally the bangs.

Have you ever find yourself eating when you’re not hungry?

It’s called stress-eating or boredom. And yes, it does happen.

Do you know anyone who talks in their sleep?

I do know a few people who do this. It makes for some interesting listening and entertainment.

Why are men always wrong, even when we’re right?

Because we’re men and that’s what we do.

Do you believe in demonic possession?

I believe it does happen, but for the most part, the “possessed person” is actually just crazy, evil, or a total ass-hole. Well, that or a Democrat.

What scares you more than the delta variant?

Spider-crickets and being alone when I get older. Also thunder, brussel sprouts, mismatched socks, and corn.

Do empaths really know what they’re feeling?

I don’t know, but they know what you’re feeling, That’s why they’re empaths.

What is something that makes you sad?

The world and how crazy it’s become. And people and how lacking and stupid so many of our fellow humans are these days. Common sense seems to be a thing of the past.

What is the best antiperspirant deodorant?

Whatever works is good to me, but I like Mennen Speed Stick. It works and it’s cheap. I like cheap.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And my thanks to Mr. Casper for the great questions. Did I plug his Twitter account? It’s @Ghostly_Host. Go see the man, the myth, the legend, and give him a follow. You’ll be glad you did. And with that, I’m out of here. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. Impeach Biden and I’ll see you on the flip side. Be good.

Ubuntu!