5 Questions: Marriage, Movies, Pudding & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions:
Marriage, Movies, Pudding & More
January 19, 2022

In a world full of questions, I’m supplying the answers, five at a time. These are from my Twitter feed. Let’s do this.

If you were to regret getting married immediately after your wedding, what would you do?

Tell him that I’ve changed my mind, that I’m actually in love with his brother, and now that I’ve sobered up, we got to get this thing annulled like it never happened. Or just kiss the guy and then give him a Stone-Cold Stunner right there at the altar. Have my bro-son toss me a beer and have a beer bash with the wedding guests.

If your ex was a movie title, what would it be?

Easy answer. It would be Tossing Salt. After all, that’s my brand and who I am, Infidels! Okay, I read that wrong. Thank goodness that I sometimes proofread. It’s not my life, but that of my ex. His life? Easy Rider, cause he’s easy and fun to ride. Not much good for anything else, but damn it, at least he was cute.

What are your feelings about pudding?

Strip off the clothes and jump in. It’s rasslin’ time! I like it! Banana Pudding is my favorite!

What marriage advice would you give your younger self?

What the hell. Go for it! At least give it a chance once so you won’t end up old and alone as I have.

What is your favorite cult film?

Cult films are the best films. I guess I’ll go with the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve seen it hundreds of times, live once, have the album, cassette, and CD of the soundtrack, and am even a member of the Official Rocky Horror Picture Show Fan Club. So don’t dream it, be it! Bring on the lips!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, stay safe, be good, and let’s do the Time Warp again. Love you, mean it.


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