Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions:
Alien Life, CNN, Whoopi & More
January 5, 2022
DougMaynard.com

You have questions and I have answers. Well, for at least five of them anyhow. It’s % Questions. Let’s do this.

Do you believe in life on other planets?

There are literally millions of other planets out there in the vast darkness of the Universe. How likely is it that one planet and one planet only, is capable of sustaining life? It doesn’t make sense at all in the big picture of things. So is there life out there? I would say yes.

Why does CNN employ so many perverts?

Well, they have to work somewhere, and since liberals tend to be more freaky than most, CNN, as a haven for the left and for those of a more progressive nature, tends to attract the perv as well. It’s a Democrat thing.

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the name Whoopi?

I think back to the old episodes of the Newlywed Game, where the act of making love was always referred to as whoopie! I also think of a B-scale actress and comedian who suffers from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) and is as big a hypocrite as they come. Her real name is Caryn Johnson, an honest-to-God real-life Karen. Isn’t that ironic?

What is your most prized possession?

I’m not much of a materialistic type of guy, but I do value my comics, my wrestling mags, and my cat quite much.

Have you ever won a trophy for anything?

I did once for winning a Spelling Bee back in Elementary School. But aside from that, not that I can recall.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, be cool to your school and be good. I’ll see you on the next go-round.

Ubuntu!