Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Manners, Coffee, Tears & More
March 6, 2022
DougMaynard.com

A man named Casper asks many questions. A man named Doug answers them. Welcome to Questions by Casper. Let’s do this.

Do you hold the door for others?

I do. I had an upbringing and my Mama taught me manners and that’s what a gentleman is supposed to do.

What is your favorite day of the week?

As it is right now, they all seem to run together so I can’t really answer that. I’ll go with Monday though. Wrestling is on TV.

Have you ever been swept off your feet?

It’s been rare, but it has happened once or twice.

Do you drink your coffee with our without added cream or sugar?

I don’t drink… coffee.

Do you have a favorite dry fruit?

I kind of like those banana chip things. I guess they would qualify, right?

Do you like oatmeal?

Add a little brown sugar and it’s not a bad thing at all. I like it.

Do you have any charge accounts?

At this point and time, nope. If I want or need something, I pay outright for it and pay cash. Otherwise, I don’t need it. Charge accounts make it too easy to get in trouble and overspend.

How often do you read the Bible?

Far more often than I used to and several times a week at this point. The end is coming and I want to be prepared.

If you could speak directly to Resident Biden, what would you say?

Leave those damn kids alone, go back to your basement, Let’s Go Brandon, and kiss my fat, white ass! And then I might get pissed and really start going off on that sick old man. I’d have him thinking my name was Corn Pop and that I’m a bad man!

Are you an insomniac?

Not really, but yes. I can go days without getting any real sleep, and then I’ll hit a depression spell and sleep for several days, only getting up to eat, pee, and check my computer. It’s not so much insomnia as just being screwed up in the head.

If you could speak directly to President Trump, what would you say?

Thank you for what you’ve done, keep up the good work, think before you speak though, come on my site for an exclusive interview so I can get hits and make lots of money, Trump 2024, and God Bless America!

When was the last time you did a potty dance?

It’s been a while. I was potty trained pretty early in life, around 2 years old or so, and when I feel the urge, I go as quickly as I can.

What is your favorite color to wear?

Black, purple, or hot pink. Those colors make me look sexy, well sexier than usual.

Have you ever made someone cry?

Not intentionally, but I’m sure that I have. Hell, the only reason I’m still here, alive and kicking, is because I don’t want to make anyone cry, not that many would anyhow, but you get the point.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and thank you to Casper (@da_ghostly_host) for the questions. Any comments, thoughts, or questions, feel free to give me a shout. Until the next time, take care and be safe. Keep my friend, Joshua, in your prayers. I’ll see you next time. Take care.

Ubuntu!