Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Friends, Cookies, The Future & More
April 28, 2022
DougMaynard.com

I haven’t done one of these in a few days so what the hell? Let’s answer a few questions from the legendary Casper (@da_ghostly_host). t It’s Questions By Casper and it all starts right now. Let’s do this.

Did you ever drink from the hose as a kid?

Many times. And when I became an adult, I started drinking from other hoses. Old habits die hard.

Have you ever paid someone to be your friend?

Not really, but sort of, yes. It didn’t start out that way, but people change, the situation changes, and life can throw some major curves at you and well, shit happens.

What is your favorite cookie?

All in all, a good old fashioned chocolate chip cookie is always good.

Did you ever play politically correct games as a kid?

I can’t remember for sure, but I seriously doubt it. I’ve never been politically correct.

Can you walk the walk and talk the talk?

If I have my walker or my prosthetic foot on, I can do both, but otherwise, I just have to use the chair and wheel the walk while talking the talk instead.

Do you practice what you preach?

How did you know I can preach? I’m legally an ordained minister since back in 2000, at least according to the Progressive Universal Life Church. But no I don’t preach. I just state the truth and tell it like it is.

What do you hope the future holds?

I hope I get this loan I’m applying for today to get me through until my disability stuff comes through. Wish me luck!

Where do you see this country with another 2 years of poopy pants and his admin?

We’re fucked! ‘Nuff said!

Do you have a favorite kind of soup?

Campbell’s Bean with Bacon is my favorite, followed by good old fashioned Tomato Soup. I’m a simple man with simple tastes.

When are you most active on social media?

Early in the day and late at night. Otherwise, I’m writing something or taking a nap.

What is the best way to deal with a sheeple?

Just ignore them and maybe they’ll go away.

Sweet potato fries or regular fries?

Regular fries. Those sweet potato things are nasty.

Curly fries or straight fries?

Straight fries. I like all of the things I put in my mouth to be straight.

What would you rather have with your steak: Fries or mashed potatoes?

Give me the fries. Mashed potatoes are more for Meat Loaf and Chicken.

What would be worse: Coffee flavored bacon or bacon-flavored coffee?

I don’t like coffee so both would be nasty as hell to me.

What is something you’ve done before but will never do again?

Walk without help. Also trust anyone completely. Yes, I have issues. Oy vey!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, or any questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you at the bar.

Ubuntu!