Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate Wrestling Q&A
Heels, Bray Wyatt, Batista & More
January 22, 2023
DougMaynard.com

More wrestling questions? You betcha! It’s the Ultimate Wrestling Q&A. Let’s do this.

Do you think the art of the dastardly heel is disappearing? Retaining championships via intentional DQ or count-out, stretching feuds, and forcing title changes hands via any loss, not just pin/submission to allow more room to have the feud breathe and develop even further?

It’s rare to find a true heel these days who isn’t trying to be “cool” or “hip”. It is a lost art for the most part, but there are a few real heels still left. MJF is trying, although he slips up occasionally to be cool, he’s probably the best true heel in the business today. And there is… okay, I can’t think of anyone else. It’s definitely disappearing.

If you could have a fatal 4-way match from any promotion and any wrestling era what 4 people would you put in that match, Also a women’s version too?

A fatal 4-way dream match? For men, I’d love to see The Masked Superstar versus Bruiser Brody versus Harley Race versus Ole Anderson. How would that be for a true slobber-knocker? And for a fantasy, dream Women’s Fatal 4-Way match, how about Lisa Moretti (Ivory) versus Penny Banner versus Asuka versus Rhea Ripley? A great contrast of styles and would be excellent to see.

If Bray Wyatt is such a subpar in-ring performer (according to social media), then let him be a mouthpiece for a faction (ie. The Heenan Family). With that said, who would be in your Wyatt Family/Wyndham 6 faction? BTW, don’t have to be 6.

A Wyatt 6 team, managed by Bray Wyatt instead of having Bray as a wrestler? How about a faction of Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel, Chris Masters, Asuka, Jake Hager, and the man known as Sammy Love? It would be awesome!

What wrestler would best play Hamlet in a one-night event wrestling version?

A wrestler playing the role of Hamlet? How about Tyler Breeze? He would be excellent.

One wrestler who’s never won a world title that should have been a world champion before.

Who was never the “World Champion”, but should have been a World Champion? The first name that comes to mind for me is Gino Hernandez. Maybe if he had lived longer, he would have had the chance. He could talk, wrestle, and was a great heel character. He would have made a great NWA World Champion.

If you could book a match right now with wrestlers from any company, who would it be and what stipulation would you add to that?

How about a Hell In A Cell with The Young Bucks versus Brock Lesnar & CM Punk? Works for me.

How big is Batista’s dick?

I’ve only heard the stories and have no actual knowledge of the size of Batista’s appendage. It’s allegedly quite large though.

Why do the British use “Pounds” for money and the Americans use “Pounds” for weight?

It’s part of the United Kingdom’s plans to confuse and befuddle the people of the United States and prepare them for an eventual takeover. The Brits want to get payback for the whole Revolutionary War deal, starting small, but eventually working their way up to total conquest.

The Dudley Boys versus The Road Warriors. Who wins?

What a rush! The Road Warriors will have a fight on their hands, but they’d still walk out with the big win over Bubba Ray & D-Von. Testify!

Which surprise Royal Rumble entrant would pop you the most in both the men’s and women’s matches?

I want to see Matt Cardona pop up in the men’s Rumble match. And as for the women’s Rumble, I want to see Lisa Marie Varon, aka Victoria.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, I’m out of here. Take care friends, and be well. Watch out for foreign objects and I’ll see you at the matches.

Ubuntu!