Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #19
Random Twitter Q&A
March 20, 2023
DougMaynard.com

In a world full of questions, it’s always fun to reply with an answer or two. I used to do a regular piece called “Questions By Casper”, but alas, Casper has gone MIA. But others have stepped up to fill the void. Just random questions from my Twitter friends. Are you ready? Let’s go.

What is playing in your car?

Not a thing. I have no radio in my truck and I appreciate the silence so much. It’s the only place besides bed to get peace and quiet. If I want noise, I sing and then it’s usually Waylon, Conway, Alice, or Sinatra.

Who is your favorite actor?

It is and will always be James Dean. Well, maybe Johnny Depp so far as current-era stars go, but James Dean will always get the nod for the all-time favorite.

If you could write a song with any musician, who would it be?

Alice Cooper.

What is the most useless appliance in your house?

These days, it would be the blender. I can’t remember the last time we actually used it for anything. It’s been many years.

Does pure evil exist?

Yes, and her name is Hillary Clinton. Well, Hillary and that bitch, Carole Baskin.

What ruins ice cream for you?

Ice cream is one of the most perfect foods. It can not be ruined.

Anderson Silva is not available, who is in your UFC Mount Rushmore?

I rarely watch UFC and don’t follow it at all, but I’d go with Brock Lesnar, Dan Severn, Conner McGregor & Ronda Rousey. I’m a wrestling guy so we’ll go with the stars to make the transition to a real sport and/or make good Irish Whiskey.

Could you kick an extra point in an NFL game?

I only have one leg so I think a kick between the goalposts for the extra point is probably not going to happen or be very likely to work out very well.

If you miss someone, what stops you from reaching out?

A fear of rejection, not wanting to bug or disturb them, or common sense. Any of those options work as a possible reason.

What’s your idea of a perfect date?

It depends on the person I’m going out with because what works well with one person doesn’t always work with someone else. I guess so long as we both have a good time, get along well for the entire date, and both leave with a smile and want to maybe do it again, it’s a perfect date. Or if we just go get funky like a monkey and then part ways with a “See you later!”, that works too.

What is the sexiest part of a woman?

The personality.

What is the best Leonardo DiCaprio film?

Either The Basketball Diaries or Gilbert Grape. Either/or works for me.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions about anything at all are welcome and appreciated. And with that being said, it’s time to go to work. Take care and be well, my friends. I’ll see you in the funny papers.

Ubuntu!