Questions (Not) By Casper #79: Random Twitter Q&A

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions (Not) By Casper #79
Random Twitter Q&A
May 17, 2023

Once upon a time, there was a man named Casper who lived on Twitter and asked lots of great questions. He asked and I would answer, thus Questions By Casper was born. But then one day, he vanished and I had to find another source for my Q&As. Well, Twitter stepped up and now provides me with lots of random questions. It’s not Casper anymore, but it’s still lots of great fun. Now it’s Questions (Not) By Casper. And it all starts right now. Let’s go.

Why do full-grown adults with real lives dress up in stupid costumes and go to Comic-Con?

It’s the adult way of being a kid again and getting, for a few hours, away from the pressures of life. It’s a chance to live out fantasies and venture into a world of make-believe, even if only for a few hours.

What is your biggest fear?

That one day, after a long weekend of drinking and partying with my friends, I’ll wake up with a ring on my finger and sleeping next to a bitchy woman named Karen. “We did what?”.

Would you spend 24 hours in complete isolation for $250,000?

Sure thing. No problem. Sign me up. I’m there.

Have you ever not opened a toy or a collectible?

I have an Alice Cooper figure from McFarlane Toys, that is nearly twenty years old now and I’ve never opened it.

What’s a song by Stevie Wonder that you really like?

How about his classic duet with Paul McCartney, Ebony & Ivory? It’s a great song. And no, this video isn’t of that particular song. I like this one better. Enjoy!

Who is the most legendary voice actor of all time?

The voice of Looney Toons, Mr. Mel Blanc.

Does height matter?? How tall are you?

I’m 6’0 and no, height doesn’t matter. Just be a cool person and that’s the important thing.

What song reminds you of love lost?

A classic Alice Cooper song called “The Quiet Room”. And yes, it’s an odd choice, but there’s a story there and a few memories.

If you could trade places with anyone for a week, who would it be?

How about Tony Khan? I could set myself up with a trust fund to be financially secure for the rest of my life, plus a week of being in control of AEW. Pink slips would be issued, people would be hired, and the company would undergo many changes to make the product better. A week isn’t much time, but I’d do what I can.

Sushi orders should contain?

A trash can to be disposed of quickly and easily. That is some nasty stuff.

If you are building a country music festival, who are your three headliners?

Hank Williams Jr., Ricky Van Shelton & Dolly Parton.

Do you like canned tuna?

I don’t, no. But my cats do enjoy it so it stays on the shopping list. Damn cats.

Is it rude to tell someone mid-conversation, “Dude I don’t give a fuck?” Some people just go on and on about dumb shit.

It may be rude, but sometimes, it’s necessary.

A horror movie you will always defend.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Think about it. What is more terrifying than a fruit that pretends to be a vegetable? I’m getting chills just thinking about it. Tomatoes are evil!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. And with that, let’s wrap it up for today. Take care and stay well, my friends. I’ll see you on the funny pages.


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