Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate X Q&A #21
Random Questions From X
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Doug Maynard

Welcome to 2025. It’s the new year and, after watching the ball drop in New York City, I’m bored. I rarely drink anymore, and I’m all alone. Well, except for my cat, who’s sleeping on my bed. So, what’s a man to do? I’m out of questions for the Ultimate Wrestling Q&A, so I decided to head to Twitter, aka X. The first ten questions on my timeline that don’t suck, I’m going to answer them. It’s what I like to call the Ultimate X Q&A. The things I do to provide content for this site. I need a boyfriend. I need Eric back in my life, but I screwed that one up. Since there are no uber-hugs in my immediate future, let’s answer some questions instead. Let’s rock.

You have 5 minutes left to live and can listen to one final piece of music. What do you choose?

That’s a tough one. It would be Alice Cooper. That’s the only thing I’m sure of, but which song? Nearly thirty albums worth of great music to choose from makes it very hard. Let’s go with this classic from the Last Temptation album, Nothing’s Free. Why? I just like the song.

What is something you enjoy doing alone?

Writing. It’s easier to concentrate without distractions.

If Barack Obama could run for president in 2028, would YOU vote for him?

I voted for him once, in the first election against John McCain. It wasn’t because I supported Obama, but I already had realized just how bad John McCain would be as President. I made a huge mistake, but I have never voted for him or another Democrat since. And I never will.

Do you prefer white or dark meat?

Slightly dark, with a good pecan tan. And green eyes. I love some Native American boys. Just be darker than me and no pasty-ass white boys unless they’re really cute. Oh, wait. If we’re talking about chicken, my bad. I prefer the white meat.

How are you spending New Year’s Eve?

Sitting in front of my computer, listening to music and writing up something for the site. I’m doing it right now. Yay!

80% of single men are no longer interested in dating. They are not even trying. Why is this the case?

I hope my female friends will forgive me for this, but women are freaking crazy. Hell, so are guys, but no one wants to hide their crazy anymore past the first date. In the old days, people put on a mask and behaved for a while before you saw the crazy inside. Now, it’s instant confrontation and in-your-face insanity. Who wants to deal with that?

Pineapple on pizza, delicious or terrible?

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. Add some ham and munch. Plus, my favorite mini-me says that they look like Minions. And if he approves, we’re good to go.

Do you think Ukraine funding is a money laundering scheme?

That money is going in everyone’s pockets and damn the people of Ukraine or the Soviet Union. Politicians in Ukraine, plus the United States, are pocketing millions of dollars and getting rich while the U.S. taxpayers keep shoveling out the money with no accountability. The fake President of Ukraine, who’s term has long been over, but refuses to hold new elections because of the “war” is raking in the cash because of this. And the fake U.S. President, who is supposed to leave office in three weeks, has made a boatload of cash for himself and his family too.

If you could pick any band (current or past) to headline your personal NYE party, who would it be?

Any single band would not do. I’d want to headline my New Year’s Eve party with three bands on three separate stages. Something for everyone, right? And those three bands? Alice Cooper, Waylon Jennings, and Dr. Hook. If only one band, Dr. Hook, but I’m feeling greedy. I want all three.

In Japan, families eat buckwheat noodles called Toshikoshi Soba at midnight on New Year’s Eve. The long traditional noodles symbolize long life and prosperity. Would you like to try a bowl?

I’ll try anything once. Just ask your boyfriend. And this sounds interesting. I can use all of the life and prosperity I can get. Pass me some of them noodles. Let’s munch.

And I guess that’s it for now. I might write more, or I may go watch a movie on Netflix, Disney, Tubi, or Max. So many choices. Oy vey! Thanks for reading, and thanks for being a part of my crazy little life. Love you, mean it. I’ll talk to you guys later.

Ubuntu!