I used to do these things all the time back in the old MySpace days.  As for now, I’m restless, bored and a little lonely so what the hell.  Why not, for old times sake…

Random Survey Number One…

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write the sentence here:

“He claimed one year he had been promised a Starsky and Hutch toy gun, a gift that never came.” – from the book “Heavier Than Heaven: A Biography of Kurt Cobain”.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there?
A window blind covering the living room window.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
WWE Monday Night RAW

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Around 1:30 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:27am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Vanilla Ice on the computer jukebox and the fan behind me blowing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
It was around 7:30pm – went uptown with my Ma to get some bread and go by my sister’s house.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was working on a fiction story that I’m writing and looking at Facebook.

9. What are you wearing?
Black shorts covered in flowers and a black t-shirt with a silver and gold bear paw on the front.

10. Did you dream last night?
I don’t remember for sure, but probably did. I have weird dreams most every night.

11. When did you last laugh?
A couple of hours ago – I was watching Vines on the computer.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A mirror and a couple of pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
This is Laurinburg – I see something weird every time I step foot outside the house.

14. What song would you sing if you were on American Idol?
Right now, it would be either “Rainy Night In Georgia” – doing it Conway style or something by Dr. Hook.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The last movie I watched all the way through was Interview With A Vampire yesterday. I did watch a little bit of “Rent” earlier tonight though – just a couple of my favorite scenes.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Homes for my family, an old VW Bug for myself and probably a small bar to run and work at.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
I have an unhealthy obsession with vampires and hate to wear colored socks.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?
Try to find some way to bring people together instead of always fighting, hating, etc.

19. Do you like to dance?
I love to dance, but just not in public.

20. What do you think of the president?
He’s incompetent and a joke of a leader who has hurt and damaged our nation far more than all of his predecessors combined.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Theresa Alice…

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Vincent Paul

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Why would I want to live with a broad? I’m gay damn it! lol.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Ummmm…. hi?