Thirty Days Of Dougie!(Day 11) – Top 10 Bands Of All Time, Promises and D*ck Pics

I was getting ready for work and then suddenly, like walking into a wall, which I may or may not have done once or twice, it hit me. I’m forgetting something. Oh crap! I haven’t written today’s edition of “Thirty Days of Dougie!”. What ever shall I do? I could just wait until after I get home from work, but I’m going to be tired, ill and probably out of my freakin’ mind by then, plus I won’t be home until after 9:00pm most likely and well, that just wouldn’t leave much time for anything semi-productive. So here I am with one eye on the clock as I get comfortable in front of my keyboard. This shall be short and sweet, like my last boyfriend except for he wasn’t very sweet. He was short though.. in more ways than one. I blame genetics. So without any further delay, let’s go and reach into the Magic Box. The topics for today are “Top 10 Bands of All Time”, “Promises” and…. Lord help me on this one. I cna’t believe it was in the box, but it was… “Dick Pics”. Are you ready for some football? Let’s do this…

Thirty Days Of Dougie! (Day 11): Top Ten Bands Of All Time, Promises and D*ck Pics…
March 2, 2017

Let’s start off with an easy one and that’s “Promises”. It’s pretty simple. If you tell someone that you’re going to do something, do it. And if you can’t or don’t want to, then own up to it and say why. Don’t give excuses, but say it like it is and if you can’t back it up, don’t promise it in the first place. What’s so hard about that. The absolute worse thing you can do to another person is lie to them, even for the “right” reasons. It’s still a lie. The truth may hurt sometimes, but at least then, a person has a realistic idea of what is and isn’t happening and can respond accordingly. But if they’re lied to and don’t know, they can’t fix it and move on. And that sucks! So don’t lie and keep your promises as best you can. You’ll be glad you did. And also, then I won’t have to whoop your ass. Just kidding… or am I?

And now, the Top Ten Bands of All Time. I guess, with this one, I just list the bands that I think are beyond amazing. I won’t do people like Alice Cooper or Waylon because they’re considered “solo artists” and the bands backing them up tend to change with each tour or album. We’re going full fledged bands here. And the Top Ten (in my opinion) are…

10. Confederate Railroad
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd
8. D12
7. The Monkees
6. Heart
5. Hall & Oates
4. Stray Cats / Brian Setzer Orchestra
3. Sublime
2. The Beatles
1. Aerosmith

List subject to change at my slightest whim, but that’s who I’m going with right now.

And finally… D*ck pics. If you have any kids around or if you are by chance under the age of 18, please stop reading now. We’re either going full adult mode here or else it’ll be totally juvenile. I’m not sure yet. Why is this topic even here? I’m still not sure of that, but it was in the box so I’m just going to go with it. For some reason, especially since the rise of social media and cell phones, guys love to send other folks pictures of their penis. Why? While I’ve never really objected to seeing the raw version of the infamous trouser snake in my inbox, that’s just me. Some people don’t like it and take offense. But still, the guys persist. A girl just liked my post on Facebook. I think I’ll send her a picture of my dick. Who the hell thinks like that. What the hell are they thinking? Just because a person likes your picture or your status doesn’t mean they want want to see your naked mini-me swinging in the wind. Talk to them first. Get to know a person first. Strike up a conversation and let the magic flow naturally. And then, maybe they’ll invite you to meet (in person) and then, if both are adults and willing, you can whip out the mighty sword and do your victory dance and cheer. But just sending a random stranger a dick pic? Three words for you. DON’T DO DAT!

Unless it’s me. I kind of like that kind of thing. My inbox at Facebook or E-Mail are always open for spirited sightings. So the moral of the day is simple. If you want to send someone a dick pic, wait until they ask or else don’t… just don’t. And if you are really that anxious to have a stranger judge you and critique your manhood, I’ll do it for you. It’ll make a great topic for a future blog. Yes, the things I do for my readers, right?

And with that, I’m out of here. I leave for work in about fifteen minutes. Thank you for reading, and guys, remember what I said. Questions, comments and pics (hint hint) can be sent to my e-mail at Doug28352@yahoo.com. Give me something to look at on these long and lonely nights. Have a great one and I’ll see you tomorrow.

Ubuntu!

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