Thirty Days Of Dougie! (Day 26) – Cleaning Out My Closet…

Big news in the world of professional wrestling as WWE Diva Paige has been a bad, bad girl. Well, not really. For once, the former Divas Champion and current Fiance of Alberto Del Rio is totally innocent. Well, kind of. Pictures of her in various stages of nudity have been leaked to the public. That’s not really so bad. Videos of her engaged in sex with former WWE star Brad Maddox and in a threesome with Maddox and current WWE star and member of the New Day, Xavier Woods, have been leaked too. I saw the video with her and Brad. Can we say “doggy style”? I kind of feel bad for Paige that these pics and videos are being leaked. I’m kind of happy for Maddox because this is the first time he’s been relevant in several years. I hope this blows over soon and Paige is able to put it all behind her and resume her career. And Brad? Call me… soon!

What is the difference between Sweet Potato pie and Pumpkin pie? I know that one is sweet potatoes and one is pumpkin, but aside from that, I can’t tell the difference. They look the same and taste the same. That is why my favorite pie is pecan.

I had a customer come into the store a few days ago and get a half-gallon of blended whiskey. He got the brand, “Paul Jones”. When I rang it up, I said, out of habit, “Number One Paul Jones”. He smiled and laughed. He remembers…

Does anyone remember a candy bar called a “Marathon” bar? It was nothing but caramel and it would be so hard and sticky and long. And yes, I’m talking about the candy bar. I loved those things when I was a kid, and I’m sure that all dentists hated them. I wonder if they still make them? I should look it up.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day…

At a local convenient store, that sells some of the best chicken snack boxes in existence, something is bothering me. They have a special snack box which is two pieces of chicken, dark meat (either a thigh and leg or two thighs), 4 potato wedges and a roll for $3.99. But listed on their big menu is a 2 piece dark snack box – which is 2 pieces of chicken, either a thigh and leg or two thighs, 4 potato wedges and a roll, and it’s 5 bucks and some change. They’re the exact same thing, but if you order the 2-piece special, you pay one price and if you order a 2-piece dark, which is the exact same thing, they charge a different and higher price. Why is this? I’ve asked a couple of people at the store and they couldn’t explain it. I want to know why there are two different prices? Suckas gotta know!

A new remake of the 70’s TV series “Chips” is coming out soon. I have to ask, “WHY?”

I had a thought earlier tonight about former WWE star Christian. Does his sister, Christian’s sister, like the song “Sister Christian”?

Has the giraffe had the baby yet?

I think it’s time to go to the Magic Box and pull out a topic or two so I can go ahead and write Day 26 of “Thirty Days Of Dougie!”. Into the box we reach and we get, “Cleaning Out The Closet”. This might be interesting. Let’s just do it…

Thirty Days Of Dougie! (Day 26) – Cleaning Out My Closet…
March 17, 2017

We start off with “Cleaning Out My Closet”. I guess that says that I should go clean out my closet, but I’m going to do a slightly different take on this one. Instead of my closet, I’m cleaning out my wallet. And I’ll share with you the contents. Doesn’t that sound like fun? We have…

A picture of myself, my bro and his mini-me.
Directions for how to place an order on the computer at work.
My bank card.
My Food LIon MVP card.
Triple AAA membership card.
Insurance Cards…
Speedy Rewards Membership Card.
Drivers License.
Food Bank cards authorizing me to pick up donations at Food Lion for years 2008 – 2017.
Business card for SmartStart, the ignition lock people.
Business card for Clips – Haircuts for Men. (Clips – We Want To Cut Your Hair!)
Several of my own business cards.
A receipt from Food Lion and another from Auto Zone.
Burger King coupons.
Some receipts from Nic’s Pic Kwik where I bought gas.
A $10 bill.

Damn, that was lame as hell. I cleaned out my wallet a few weeks ago at work so there wasn’t nearly much clutter as usual and I got rid of all of the phone numbers and business cards I didn’t want, need or use too. This whole thing sounded better in my head than what I’ve managed to come up with writing it down. Oh well. It will be allight!

And I’m gouing to quit right here because, even though this is way too short and way too lame, it’s also way too late to be up and writing. It was a very long and busy day at work and tomorrow will be even worse. I just know it. And it’s an 11 hour day tomorrow and I’m already tired just thinking about it. So I’m gone for now. Back tomorrow with Day 27. Thank you for reading.


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