Food Survey

1. How do you feel about golden oreos?
Oreos are oreos are oreos. I like the golden ones quite well and better than the regular chocolate ones, but still, they’re just oreos.

2. What is your favorite dessert topping?
Chocolate syrup, lots of nuts and jelly beans. Yes, I said jelly beans. Try it – you’ll like it.

3. What is your favorite flavor/brand of bubble gum?
Nothing beats that good old Bazooka bubble gum. There’s another kind I like too, but I can’t remember the name. It’s prtty popular around Halloween time in the bigger bags and it’s nothing but pure sugar. Good stuff.

4. Favorite cheese?
The orange kind. What is that? American? Well, that’s what I like.

5. Favorite Lunch Meat?
Does Spam count? Fry it up and slap it on some toasted bread with mayo, mustard and lettuce. Awesome stuff. I like hamburgers too. 🙂

6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Orange or lime sherbert is definitely my favorite. Is Sherbert ice cream though? If not, I’ll go with neopolitan, the combination of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. Yummy.

7. Best looking food?
I’ve never really looked at food as how attractive it is. I have many fetishes, but food isn’t really one of them. How about one of those hamburgers in the commericals? They look so damn good, but never look quite that way when you get them at the restaurant. Why is that?

8. Best food to put cheese on?
A hamburger… and then you have a cheeseburger. Yay!

9. Best sexual food?
A banana, especially when you have a bunch of straight guy friends and you’re slowly eating the banana in front of them. They refuse to make eye contact and it stirs up all sorts of tensions. It’s a great time for all.

10. Best tasting drink in the summer?
Pepsi, but ice cold water is pretty good too.

11. Best tasting drink in winter?
Pespi, but ice cold water is pretty good too.

12. Best food for a night out with friends?
Something simple and easy, just like most of my friends… (I’m kidding!) – how about Pizza.

13. Best foods to eat with a roll?
I’ll go with spaghetti since I can use the roll to sop up the last little bit of the sauce at the end of the meal.

14. Messiest food, in your opinion?
Your boyfriend. He needs to work on that aim… lol. (Again, I kid… maybe!) I’ll go with tacos. I love ’em, but they do make a mess.

15. Easist food to prepare?
Either chili or spaghetti. Fast, easy and simple to prepare, plus everyone likes it. A great meal.

16. Cheapest food you ever ate?
The Ramen noodles most likely.

17. Most expensive food you ever ate?
I have pretty cheap tastes mostly (just look at my past boyfriends… *sighs*), but there was this time at the seafood house buffet in Calabash. It was great food and very delicious, but damn, what a price. Glad I wasn’t the one footing the bill.

18. Stinkiest food you ever ate?
Probably collards. I know that a lot of people love them, but I think they’re nasty and when they are cooked, they stink up the whole house for days.

19. Favorite dipping sauce?
Sweet and sour sauce. It’s good for anything.

20. Best pizza topping?
Meat. Doesn’t matter if it’s ham, beef, sausage, bacon, pepperoni or whatever. The more meat, the better. I just love meat! (Insert gay joke here!)

21. Favorite potato chip flavor?
Plain and simple regular chips. If I want flavors, I’ll do that dippy thing. I just want potato and chip with no extras needed.

22. Most toxic substance you ever ate?
Your boyfriend… lol. Hell if I know how to answer. I’ve eaten many things and I’m still alive so none of them must have been too toxic. *sighs* How about squid. That was pretty disgusting.

23. Most calories you ate in one meal?
I used to be very fat and binge eat quite often so I’m sure that the number is quite high. Glad I quit doing that stuff and lost most of that extra weight.

24. Favorite soda?
Pepsi, but the occasional Fresca or Diet Mt. Dew is good too when I need a change of pace.

25. Favorite flavor of juice?
Orange juice (and it’s not just for breakfast anymore. F*ck Anita Bryant!)

26. Favorite Vegetable?
The ones in the wheelchairs – they can’t get away as easily.

27. Favorite fruit?
Paul Lynde…

28. Worst canned food?
Pork brains. Seriously, they put pig brains in cans and people buy that nasty stuff. What the hell?

29. Best side dish?
Stuffing (Stove Top – not the cheap stuff) is good with almost anything and it’s also quick and easy to prepare. And you can’t go wrong with french fries either, just so long as they’re properly salted and you have plenty of ketchup.

30. Worst fast food restuarant?
McDonald’s… in Laurinburg, NC… on the late shift. Bad service, bad food, rude employees and just an all-around bad attitude overwhelming everything else. They’re just beyond disgusting and if they’re the only option between eating and starving, I’d prefer to starve.

31. Best restaurant?
KFC is actually really good here in the ‘Burg. Friendly service and they’re on top of things and on the ball. And Burger King isn’t bad, depending upon which manager is working.

32. Best smelling food?
I love the smell of coffee, but can’t stand the taste. Go figure. Probably the best smelling is fresh bread baking in the oven. Also ground beef, mixed with onions and peppers, browing in the skillet on the stove.

33. Favorite appetizer?
Yeast rolls are great, like they used to serve at Quincy’s a few years ago.

34. Favorite cookie flavor?
If we’re talking home made cookies, I like peanut butter cookies, but if we’re going to get store bought cookies, I’ll go with Ginger Snaps.

35. Favorite cake flavor?
Yellow cake. Can’t go wrong there.

36. Favorite pie flavor?
Pecan pie. Apple and cherry are good too and Lemon Meraigne (I spelled that wrong) are awesome too, depending on my mood, but I will NEVER turn down Pecan.

37. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Rainbow (but what else would you expect from a middle-aged homo-redneck, right?)

38. Ketchup or Mustard?
Ketchup!

39. Best food to have on a date?
Whatever he wants to have, so he’ll be happy and give up the booty at the end of the night… lol. Or chicken. Fried chicken is always good.

40. Most share-able food?
Pizza, chips and taters…