38 Secrets…?

1. First kiss : I honestly don’t remember. Probably your boyfriend… or maybe it was your dad. I used to have a thing for older guys.

2. Best friend : The Jay to my Silent Bob, Kenneth and his mini-me, Kayden.

3. Last phone call with : Brent. And we talked for over two hours. Yes, me, who hates all phones with a passion, had a conversation for over two hours. And I enjoyed it. What the hell is happening to me?

4. Last text message : From my BFF, brother and heterosexual life mate, Kenneth.

5. Last time you cried : A few days ago. They killed Bambi’s mommy.

6. Have you ever dated someone twice : Stupid and didn’t learn the first time, so yes.

7. Been cheated on : Yeah. Chris really was a total ass-clown sometimes.

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Only when I sobered up and realized who it was. Oh vey!

9. Lost someone special : Yes.

10. Been depressed : It’s a beast that I fight with daily.

List two of your favorite colors :

11 : Purple
12 : Hot Pink

List two of your favorite people:
13 : Kenneth
14 : Kayden

This year you:

15. Made a new friend : I’ve met several new people over the past year. Wouldn’t really call them “friends” yet at this point, but “friendly acquaintances” is a good description.

16. Fallen out of love : Not really, but I have wised up and faced a few truths.

17. Laughed until you cried : It has happened a few times.

18. Met someone who changed you : Every person I meet changes my life in some way, shape and form.

19. Found out who your true friends were : I become more aware each and every day more and more.

20. Found out someone was talking about you : It doesn’t matter. People like to talk and I could care less.

Your life?

21. What question do people always ask : Where did you used to work and where do I know you from?

22. How many kids do you want : That ship has long sailed and isn’t going to happen, besides I have a cat. That is all the “kids” I need.

23. Do you have any pets : We have a beautiful cat named Goldy, but she isn’t a pet. She’s the boss.

24. Do you want to change your name : No, I”m good.

25. What did you do for your last birthday : I don’t really remember. Probably wore black, cried a lot and mourned my lost youth.

26. What time did you wake up today : It was around 7:30 or so, I believe.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night : Watching “DC’s Legends of Tomorrow” on Netflix.

28. Name something you cannot wait for : For that lottery ticket to hit big and I become an instant rich guy. Or breakfast, whatever comes first.

29. Last time you saw your mother : A few hours ago right before she went to bed.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life : I would like for money and health worries to become a thing of the past.

31. What are you listening to right now: Mike Johnson on PWInsiderElite.com, talking about Monday Night RAW for this week.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom : I have known several people named “Tom” over the past many years.

33. Who’s getting on your nerves right now : Surprisingly, no one at the moment.

34. Most visited web page : Either Facebook or my own blogsite, http://www.tossingsalt.wordpress.com.

35. What’s your real name : Douglas Alan Maynard

36. Nick name: Doug, Dougie-Fresh, Salty, Cupcake, Sir, “that rasslin’ guy”, Hey You!…

37. Zodiac sign : Cancer

38. Male or female : Male