October 15, 2017
Here are fifty of my favorite things…
Singer: There are many, but my “Big Six” are (and will always be) Alice Cooper, Waylon, Sinatra, Sublime, Rickie Lee Jones and Soce the Elemental Wizard.
Actor: My favorite actor will always be James Dean. Johnny Depp and Marky-Mark are pretty damn good too.
TV Show: Not counting wrestling and HGTV, I like Big Bang Theory and Family Guy..
Comic: Joan Rivers was the best there was, is and ever will be…
News Network: Fox News – always fair and balanced.
Football Team: Gotta support the home team – Carolina Panthers
Basketball Team: Don’t care for pro basketball, but in college, will always be a Tarheel til the day I die. UNC # 1…
Wrestler: Old school, it’s Arn Anderson and “The Living Legend” Larry Zbyszko – and of the current stars, how about Miz, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas. I Bo-Lieve!
Food: I like chinese.. where my buffet at?
Car: A Volkswagen Beetle – the old ones that had style and personality…
Animal: The drummer from the Muppets
Plant: The Venus Fly Trap rocks… and eats meat… AWESOME!
Color: Black, Purple and Hot Pink
Swear Word: FUCK!
Smell: A fresh body, all soapy and clean, fresh out of the shower…
Store: The ABC Store – they give me money every two weeks and pay my bills. I like liquor too..
City: Wilmington, NC
Candy: The baby snickers are the best ones..
Beer: Bud Light
Meal: A plate from the buffet at the local Chinese place…
Cartoon Character: Marvin Martian
Super Hero: Iceman, Northstar, Dr. Druid and Mantis… (Look them up!)
Book: “Notes to Myself” by Hugh Prather & “The Vampire Chronicles” (a series) by Anne Rice.
Movie: Clerks (it’s my life)
Type of Music: I love everything, depending upon my mood, but the big band crooners from the 50’s and 60’s are the best…
Sport: Professional wrestling – the “King of Sports”…
Author: Anne Rice
Fruit: Richard Simmons… lol
Veggie: Potatoes are good…
Cereal: Trix – they’re not just for kids…
Barber Shop: Clips – Haircuts For Men – Scotland Crossing Shopping Center, 2 Doors Down From Food Lion… We Want To Cut Your Hair!
Activities: Writing, sleeping and getting funky like a monkey with a sexy man…
Website: DougMaynard.com (duh!)
Toys: My WWE Action Figures
Magazines: Rarely read them anymore, but The Advocate and Rolling Stone USED to be good. What the hell happened?
School Subject: English, History and Home Ec.
Crayons: I like the red ones…
Restaurant: Burger King if I have coupons. Other than that, Cook Out.
Snack Cake: Little Debbie Nutty Bars
Eye Color: Green eyes always get me in trouble…
Body Part: Butts and legs… and the eyes..
Laundry Soap: Tide
Soup: Bean & Bacon has always been my favorite.
Pet: Goldy (my cat)
Snake: Sneaky Snake (a Tom T. Hall song reference – look it up!)
Bear: Care Bears rock!
Way To Relax: Sleep, write or have sex with sexy men…
Monster: Thotzilla (inside joke… lol) and Dracula, cause he’s the ultimate Vamp.
And there you go…