One On One: Enzo Amore versus Cousin Itt…

Tossing Salt Presents: One On One
Enzo Amore versus Cousin Itt
October 27, 2017
DougMaynard.com

Two of the most iconic short characters in the history of television are from the WWE, the ever-annoying and obnoxious current WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Enzo Amore and from the legendary Addams Family, the family philosopher and voice of reason, Cousin Itt. Because absolutely no one asked, here is a side-by-side look at these two little folks who wear the dark glasses and weird hats. It’s Enzo Amore versus Cousin Itt as they go… One on One.

Enzo Amore versus Cousin Itt

Enzo…

Short & Fiesty
Weird Hair
Part of WWE 205 Live
Certified G & Bonafide Stud
Annoying Voice
Wears Gucci
2-time WWE Cruiserweight Champion
Crowds chants catch-phrases
Once part of NXT
Former Partner of Big Cass
Attended the Mayweather / McGregor Fight
Kicked out of the WWE Dressing Room

Cousin Itt

Short and Lovable
Covered With Hair
Part of the Addams Family
Carefree Bachelor and “Full Of Talent”
High Pitched Voice
Wears Derby, Dark Glasses and Gloves
Actor, Singer and Marriage Counselor
Only Understood By Family Members
Once part of an exhibit at the zoo
Was Married to “Margaret” in the Addams Family Value movie.
Officiated the wedding of Fester and Debbie
Always welcome at the Addams Family household.

And there is no comparison really. Cousin Itt is the epitome of the word “Cool!”. And Enzo… he gets on my nerves, just as he allegedly gets on most everyone elses in the WWE. He supposedly really is that annoying and I believe it. So Cousin Itt wins and is the real “Certified G” and “Bonafide Stud”. And if you don’t agree, two words for you… lol. And there you go… How you doing?

And with that, I’m down and gone. Thanks for reading. Thoughts and comments are welcome and appreciated. Follow me here and on Twitter too at @doug28352. Until the next time, take care. Love you – mean it.

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