Facebook Q&A – October 27, 2017

Tossing Salt Presents:
Facebook Q&A
October 27, 2017

Facebook is full of questions, both good, bad and sometimes ugly. People have no shame in what they ask, but I have no shame either and I love to answer these things. It’s anything goes as we do the Facebook Q&A. Let’s do this…

Have you ever been rocked like a hurricane?

There have been a few times that I’ve felt the earth move and the power of a major happening in the making, but generally, it was always more of a little thunder and lightning followed by some muggy heat and the awareness that it was truly a natural disaster. But shit happens and I just picked the wrong guys to mess with. Wait a moment. What were we talking about anyhow?

Is Col. Sanders of KFC a symbol of racism?

A old white man dressed as a traditional Southern plantation owner and selling fried chicken? I don’t see anything racist here, but then again, I don’t have a stick up my ass, have some common sense and a sense of humor. I’m sure that some people will be and are offended by Col. Sanders. They need to go suck on a chicken leg, extra crispy or something and get a life.

Do May – December romances work?

Romances with huge age differences are not easy things and take work, but do they work? It depends on the people involved, but age shouldn’t matter. You’re only as old as you feel and it’s just a damn number anyhow.

If you had to learn a foreign language, what language would you learn?

Klingon followed by ancient Greek and pig-latin.

Which is the better show? The Simpsons, Family Guy or South Park?

Rick & Morty.

Would you date or marry outside of your own race?

Skin color is not a factor on who who love, nor should it be. If a person is cool, they’re cool and if they’re an ass, they’re an ass and color of skin or race has absolutely nothing to do with that. So would I? I have, dated at least, many times. Sexy is sexy and it’s the eyes that always get me, not the pigmentation of the skin.

What have you done in your life that would cause the Westboro Baptist Church to protest at your funeral?

I’m open-minded and I’m a gay man who doesn’t fit the stereotypes, thus destroying their arguments about how “fags” supposedly behave. That’s a good start and I’m sure if I actually thought about it, I could find many reasons that they (the Westboro Baptist folks) would hate me. But mainly because I’m not a fanatic or brain dead like most of their followers tend to be. That’s pretty much all the reason those jackasses need.

5 People who belong on your “List”.

People who maintain a permanent spot on my “List” would be: 1. People who say, “Working hard or hardly working?”, 2. Liars, 3. City Council Members who ignore the people they’re supposed to represent, are trying to force that damn new City Hall on Laurinburg and are so damn petty that they’re going to destroy the Mans (the Barrett Building) even though we’re only a couple of weeks away from an election and their “pet project” may end up being derailed. 4. People on cell phones who are oblivious to everyone and everything around them and just plain damn rude. 5. Midgets!

If you had the money to start your own business, what kind of business would it be?

Right now, it’d be either a novelty shop, a small radio station, or a small local bar where everyone truly would know your name.

A Mt. Rushmore of Presidents of the 20th – 21rst Century (since 1900). Who would be on it?

Three of these are easy. Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy and Franklin D. Roosevelt. The fourth though is tough. I like Nixon and Bush 43, but there are too many bad things I don’t agree with on these two men that would rule them out from consideration. Clinton was a good President on domestic issues (as much as I hate to admit it), but being a serial rapist, thief and liar, plus the whole Hillary connection rules him out as well. I guess I’ll go with President Eisenhower. After all, who doesn’t like Ike?

What is your obsession?

Wrestling, sexy men, comics and my writing.

What do you think of internet dating sites?

Most are very, very lame and not worth the trouble it takes to log on. I’ve had some luck with MeetMe as of late, but what is it with all these 24 year old guys wanting to hook up, but live too damn far away? The few I’ve actually taken the time to meet were fun, but most of them are “eh” at best (and live too damn far away). I need a young studly from here in the ‘Burg (or in Scotland County anyhow) and these internet dating sites just ain’t gonna cut it. Does anyone have a cousin, brother, son, ex-husband, etc that you can introduce me to? I’m looking for a man… lol.

And that’s all of this for now. I just looked at the clock and I need to be up in about two hours so I guess I need to go to bed first, right? Thanks for reading. All comments, feedback, etc is welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, go listen to SMF Cyberspace on YouTube, have a great day and if you’re a good looking young studly who wants me to rock your world, call me. I’m down and gone. Have a great one.


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