Halloween Holiday Survey
October 31, 2017
Happy Halloween my friends. Don’t forget to carve your turnip and buy some extra kit-kats. I’ve been listening to my friends at SMF Cyberspace and their special Halloween edition of the podcast. These guys are freakin’ crazy. Go listen. It’s up on the site. I’ll wait. And then, when you come back, I’ve got a great Halloween survey to do. And here it is. Enjoy!
What was your first halloween costume?
I was probably dressed up like an adorable baby because at the time, I was an adorable baby. The first I remember was with the coon skin cap and leather jacket with fringes and my musket. I was Daniel Boone.
What costume did you hate?
The year I did drag was pretty awful. My boobs were lopsided, my pantyhose had a run in them and my panties kept bunching up.
What are you going to be this year?
I haven’t really decided yet, but probably the fabulous “gay Uncle” for an amazing six-year old.
What was your most expensive costume?
Probably that drag queen year. I had to buy pantyhose and an outfit to wear, but in all honesty, I looked fabulous.
What was your favorite costume?
That year I dressed up like the Disco Inferno. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet. My bad!
What would you love to be?
About twenty pounds lighter, rich and very successful. Oh wait, what costume would I love to be? How about an otter.
When was the last time you went trick-or-treating?
For myself, probably about 40 years ago…
M&Ms or Skittles?
M&M’s (peanut) although I do also like to taste the rainbow too.
Berry or Tropical Flavors?
White, Milk, or Dark Chocolate?
Sour or Sweet?
Chewy or Crunchy?
Cloddhoppers or Whoppers?
Chocolate-covered Raisins or Peanuts?
Starburst or Gobstoppers?
Bubble gum or lollipops?
What was the first horror movie you saw?
That I remember, was either “Gildrah the Three Headed Monster” or “The Gorgon”. Heck, it may have been Dracula, but I think it was one of the other two.
What was the last horror movie you saw?
Sister Act. It starred Whoopi Goldberg. ‘Nuff said!
Zombies or Aliens?
I personally prefer aliens. We need to build a damn wall.
Ghosts or Vampires?
I’m a big fan of vampires (the non-twinkling variety).
What are the goriest movies you have seen?
I watched the two movies that Chyna made with X-Pac and then I watched the Tammy Sytch movie. Far more scary than any monster movie could ever be.
Who is scarier: The Ring girl or The Exorcist girl?
Linda Blair in “The Exorcist”.
Who is Scarier: The Saw clown or the Chucky doll?
What did you like better: Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of The Dark?
What do you prefer: Resident Evil or Silent Hill?
Never saw either of them so I’ll go with Dark Shadows instead.
What was the scariest video game you have played?
Ms. Pac Man… She scared me.
What are you doing for Halloween this year?
Not sure, but probably going out with my brother and the mini-me trick or treating.
What is your biggest pet peeve about trick-or-treaters?
They keep eating all of my candy.
What was your favorite jack-o-lantern you helped carve?
That one that had the scary face and the candle inside that lit up the eyes and mouth and made it glow.
Have you ever been out on Devils Night?
Every night I go out is the Devil’s Night.
And there you go. Survey complete. Thank you for reading. Have a Happy and safe Halloween. Take care.