Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
August 26, 2018
DougMaynard.com

There was a time that I called this “Facebook Q&A”, but the times, they are a’changing and rather than answer any and every questions, I’m going to pick the best and most interesting of the best that I can find each and every week on my Facebook timeline. This is where you’ll get to know me a little bit better and I might even get to know myself a little better as well. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Let’s do this…

1. How would you describe the human race?

Annoying at times, but for the most part, some pretty good eggs. I might also make an M&M analogy that there are many different shells on the outside, but inside, we’re all the same. Yeah, I don’t really have an answer for this one so I’m trying to bluff my way through. Is it obvious?

2. Do pets have souls?

Pets, especially dogs and cats are more intelligent and “human” than a great many people I know so with that in mind, I would definitely say yes.

3. Is a big breakfast an essential part of your day?

Not really. I don’t do breakfast and usually just grab a drink and maybe a donut or something. For me, dinner is the big meal of the day.

4. What makes you go “Hmmmmmm”?

People with tattoos on their face and neck. What the hell were they thinking? Entitled college students who have so much book sense, but have the common sense of a dead gerbil, also known as “Snowflakes” What the… ? Hillary supporters. *shakes my head* Rap music. It sucks! And just people in general I’ve been working customer service for over 35 years and the majority of people I deal with every day? Oh vey! ‘Nuff said!

5. Favorite dressing?

Actually I prefer “undressing” to dressing. I Iike nakedness. Oh wait, this is about salad dressing. My bad! I’m a big lover of Thousand Island. It also goes well on hamburgers as well as salads. Good stuff.

And there you go. Another “5 Questions” in the books. I’ll be back with more. Comments, thoughts and any questions are welcome. Give me some material for future pieces here at the site. Until the next time, take care of yourself. Catch you later.

Ubuntu!