5 (More) Questions – August 26, 2018

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 (More) Questions
August 26, 2018
DougMaynard.com

I had so much fun with the first batch of questions that I’ve decided to answer five more. I also have many things here in my folder waiting to be typed up and I’m trying to do any many as I can today so more work for me, but more reading enjoyment for you. You do enjoy these things, don’t you? Of course you do or else you wouldn’t be here. So you know the deal. Five questions I found on Facebook that were asked by friends and acquaintances. And now, I’ve got five answers for them. And away we go…

Strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie?

In the butt! Does anyone else remember the Newlywed Game when the woman answered this question with that answer? And this was in the 70’s so it was even more scandalous than it would be now. As for me, I’ll say… Damn, I can’t decide. Was it in the car? In the stock room / cooler at my former place of employment? At the Sweepstakes place? The playground? The graveyard? The warehouse? The woods? Too many choices to pick from. I think though I’ll go with that afternoon on the front porch of my house. Got caught up in the moment with a friend and oh well… shit happens, right?

If money was no object and you could start your own business, what kind of business would it be?

A book store, an adult novelty store or else a small bar where everyone knows your name.

If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

Slightly disturbed emo-homo redneck inside. Handle with care.

Name a candy that’s the first letter of your name.

The only thing I can think of that starts with “D” is Dum Dums. Yeah, I hear the jokes already. Oh well, bring them on. I can take it.

Olympus or Asgard?

Not really a hard choice because while I love Norse mythology and Thor, Odin and the rest, they are a race of warrior gods and it’s all about fighting this or fighting that and waiting around for Ragnarok to happen. That’s not me at all. The residents of Olympus, with Zeus, Hera, Aphrodite, Athena and the others, were intense at times, but were also more about partying hard, hooking up and enjoying the pleasures of being worshiped as a god. Go to Olympus, hook up with Dionysus and then party like a rock star. That would definitely be a better place to visit and enjoy the pleasures of.

And there you go. Another one in the books. Thanks for reading. Comments and thoughts are welcome. And until the next time, stay just too sweet!

Ubuntu!

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