Hot Seat Discussion – August 26, 2018

Tossing Salt Presents:
The Hot Seat Discussion
August 26, 2018
DougMaynard.com

As part of the Facebook experience, I am a member of a group called “The Hot Seat Discussion”. This is a pretty fun and lively group and it is definitely “adults only” in 99% of the topics discussed and questions asked. My mother would have a fit if she knew what was discussed in this group. It just ain’t right… lol. But the questions are interesting and fun and it’s time to answer a few of the more tame and recent ones. And here you go. *sighs* The things I do for this site. Hell, who am I trying to kid. Everyone knows that I’m an “anything goes” type of person and have no shame. Let’s do this..

What TV shows have you seen every episode of?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the 1991 remake of Dark Shadows, the Netflix series of Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, The Punisher & The Defenders, Roseanne and Dallas (the original series) are the ones that immediately come to mind.

Last meal on earth and you gotta pick one. Chitterlings or pigs feet?

Just shoot me please and let me die hungry. You’ve got nasty and nasty here and the thoughts of either passing these lips and going into my mouth make me want to puke. I guess pigs feet would be the easiest to handle. Just close my eyes and try not to gag too badly. Bleh!

IS MAN POLYGAMIST BY NATURE?

A polygamist is a person with more than one wife or husband so what you’re asking is man pretty much a dog and does he prefer to have multiple partners instead of just one faithful and loyal relationship. And the answer is yes. Speaking as a man, we like to get booty and as much as possible from as many different sources as possible. It’s not every man and the idea of a faithful and loyal relationship with just one person is a wonderful and incredible thing and if it happens, it should be embraced and cherished. But men, for the most part, can’t keep it in their pants and want to great freaky with as many other woman / guys as possible. Or maybe that’s just me? Hmmmmm?

Break up with someone in four words. What have you got?

“I need a beer!” There’s a true story to that phrase. I was dating a woman many years ago (hard to believe, right?) and long story short, she was a bit obsessive and stalkerish. I went out with some acquaintances to a local club one night and she showed up and showed her butt about my being with “those people” and then told me that I should leave with her or else. My words? “I need a beer!” as the waitress walked by. She got pissed and left. I enjoyed my beer and the great company of my friends. And it was over, just like that. Well, she stalked and followed me around for about ten months or so afterwards, but that was the end of it for me anyways.

Name a word or phrase that drives you crazy.

“Gimme something” as a form of greeting. Also, “moist” is kind of repulsive. And that old crack about “working hard or hardly working” that customers feel compelled to use every time they come into my place of employment. It wasn’t funny thirty years ago and it’s still not funny. Get some new material or just don’t say anything… please!

Have you ever slept with someone on the same day or night that you met them?

No, I don’t thing I’ve ever actually “slept” with anyone on the same day that we met. I’ve had plenty of sex and booty calls within twenty-four hours of meeting, but never any actual sleep. Who the heck does something like that?  Not me. No. Wait.  I’m wrong. There was that was one guy from the Shady Lady in McColl. We met, went back to his room at Pine Acres, had some fun and then I did actually sleep for about an hour or so before getting up to go home. That was a long time ago. Who the hell has time for sleep?

And there you go. Questions, comments and anything else, just holler at me and let me know. Until the next time, I’m Doug and this is my world. Stay safe and have a great one.

I almost forgot. If you’d like to check out this group on Facebook, go to the search bar and enter “Hot Seat Discussion” and it’ll take you right to the group page. Or else just send me a message on Facebook (www.facebook.com/saltpalace) and I’ll go add you to the group. Send me a friend request too (unless you’re a stalker or hater) and we can talk, chill and grow to be life-long friends (especially if you’re a cute guy). And now, I’m really down and gone. Got lots to do today. Take care.

Ubuntu!

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