Top 10 Pet Peeves & Pies
October 7, 2018
From the home office in Hurricane, West Virginia, it’s a patented Top Ten List. The idea was stolen from the David Letterman show and Dave stole it from TV Guide and who knows where they stole it from. Everyone has pet peeves. And everyone likes Pie. Just imagine any WWE promo from The Rock back in the late 90’s and early 2000’s. Do you like… PIE? Well, I like some pie and I have a ton of pet peeves. And here is a Top Ten list with a little bit of both, cause that’s how we roll. Let’s do this…
Top Ten Pet Peeves & Pies
10) Pet Peeve: Sagging and Saggy Pants
9) Pie: Strawberry Cheesecake
8) Pet Peeve: Non-Talkers – people who refuse to speak or even acknowledge you with more than a look of contempt or glare.
7) Pie: Lemon Meringue Pie
6) Pet Peeve: Stupid Jokes. “Working hard or hardly working?” – It’s not funny!
5) Pie: Apple Pie
4) Pet Peeve: Bad drivers who don’t use headlights, signals, drive slow in traffic, etc.
3) Pie: Meat Pies
2) Pet Peeves: Homophobic and racist sleazeballs.
1) Pecan Pie
So what does this tell us? I like pies and I hate people. And what more do you really need to know. I love you, my Peeps! Take care.