12 Dougie Days Of Christmas – Day 5: Mika, Gay, Eggs & Daily To Do List…

12 Dougie Days Of Christmas
Day 5: Mika, Gay, Eggs & Daily To Do List
December 12, 2018
DougMaynard.com

Greetings friends. Let’s get right to it, shall we.

Mika Brzezinski is apologizing for her poor “choice of words” on Wednesday’s Morning Joe. Her “poor choice of words” was calling Secretary Of State Mike Pompeo a “wannabe dictator’s butt boy.” Sounds an awful lot like a homophobic slur to me. Didn’t Kevin Hart just lose his job of hosting the Oscars for homophobic remarks made ten years ago that he had already addressed and apologized for years ago? And didn’t Roseanne lose her TV show and career for a remark that wasn’t nearly as offensive about Valerie Jarrett.

But will anything happen to Mika? Since she’s married to Joe Scarborough, her co-host and the token fake-Republican for MSNBC, nothing will happen. And since she’s anti-Trump, she’s free to say anything she wants, no matter who it may offend or insult. To be honest, I could care less what she said or anything that she does actually. She has long ago proven that she’s pretty much a mindless sheep of the far left and brain dead so when she says something obviously bigoted, insulting and as revealing as this, obviously showing how little respect she has for the LGBTQ community, it’s not a big shocker. It’s just a typical example of the hypocrisy and ignorance of the left. If a reporter or personality from Fox News or a Republican politician was to say the exact same thing, Mika would be leading the charge for them to be fired from their job, arrested and most likely charged with hate crimes. But she says it and well… ?

It’ll be interesting to see what Don Lemon, resident liberal idiot on CNN, who just happens to be one of those “butt boys” that Mika compared Pompeo to, has to say about this, but I suspect most likely, he won’t say a word unless called out on it and if he does comment, it will be “Mika just mispoke and didn’t mean anything”. Of course, Don Lemon also has said that the “biggest terror threat in this country are white men”, but he happens to be married to a white man. What? So his opinion doesn’t mean anything either.

I’m looking forward to seeing how this all turns out, but as I said earlier, most likely it will blow over and she’ll make a fake apology at best and get off scott free with no punishment or fall out. I think they should just fire the bitch and be done with it. Hey, I hear that Kathie Lee will be looking for a job in April. Just saying.

And now that my political commentary is out of the way, let’s move on to Day 5 of the infamous blog series, “12 Dougie Days Of Chistmas”. And what will the categories be tonight? Let’s go to the “Magic Bag” and see what we come up with. We have “Gay”, “Eggs” and “To Do List – Typical Day”. An unusual assortment of topics, but that happens sometimes. I think we can roll with this though so let’s get to it. Ho Ho Ho and away we go…

Typical Daily To Do List…

So what is a typical day like in the world that is Dougie, my world. Wake up around 9:00 am unless I’m opening at the store and then it’s around 7:00. Feed the cat, give her fresh water, clean the litter box, etc. Feed the outside cats (the straybies) and bring in the newspaper while making sure to turn on the coffee pot for Ma. Then it’s shower and that’s the end of the routines. If it’s a weekday, I check the computer, read Facebook and type up something for the site before heading out to Food Lion to pick up for the Food Bank. Then it’s work, home, shower and more reading, writing and being the best Dougie I can be. Also feeding the straybies again and chillin’ with my cat, Goldie. And in between all of this, I chill with my bro and his family, make trips to Wal-Mart, Food Lion and Dollar General, work and tinker with my car, write for the site, watch wrestling, write about wrestling, socialize on the social media sites and try to occasionally get laid. So there is no typical “daily routine” or “to do list”. I shower every day and feed the cats every day and work at my job five days a week and aside from that, it’s anything goes and changes day to day. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Gay…

Yes, I am a middle aged and crazy gay man. I do not fit most of the stereotypes though and am what is considered the one-of-a-kind special edition Emo Homo Redneck version. I hate labels anyhow, but that’s the one I’ll ‘fess up to. I support Donald Trump and generally prefer to look at the big picture on most things than the small and petty, what about me, issues. I believe in self-responsibility and that no one is responsible for me except for me. I believe in gay marriage and gay adoption, but don’t believe that if a bakery refuses to bake a cake for a gay wedding, it’s wrong. It’s called “we don’t want your money” so shut up, forget about them and take your business to someone who wants it. No one has the right to force their life on anyone else and while we should all be respectful of others, that has to go both ways. And I’m single (go figure), love to cook and chill and if you’re the man I eventually end up with as I grow older and live my life, I can only tell you one thing. I’m a catch and guys, if we end up together, you’ve hit the jackpot. Believe that! And next…

Eggs…

I wrote a poem about them. Want to read it? Here it goes.

Eggs are good
Eggs are round
Eggs will crack
When they fall to the ground

Eggs come from chickens
and eggs come from ducks
Brought to your store
In the back of a truck

They’re good with bacon
And good with ham
There was even a story about them
and Sam I Am

And this is my poem
It’s all about eggs
Fried or scrambled
They’re really good food.

Eggs rock!

And there you go. That’s all for me today or for this anyhow. Now I’m only a day behind. Thank you for reading. Comments, thoughts and any questions, feel free to ask. Until the next time, take care and always be just too sweet. Take care.

Ubuntu!

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