5 Questions (x2) – Soup, Writing, The Blues & More…

5 Questions (x2)
Soup, Writing, The Blues & More
January 22, 2019
DougMaynard.com

I’m not in the mood to chit chat. I’m just answering questions. These come from Paul, Jesse, Mickey and Janis. Let’s do this…

If you could sing like anyone, who would it be?

“If we could all sound like we wanted to, we’d all sound like George Jones.” That’s what Waylon said and he was correct. I’d love to sing me some Jones… or maybe Sinatra. Either way, I’d be happy and be singing all the way to the bank.

Have you ever had a pedicure?

Nope, I’m a pedi-virgin, but I’d love to do this at some point and time.

Where’s the Beef?

Right now, in that big pot of chili I made last night. I like lots and lots of meat and really beefed it up.

Are there any musical artists that you’d like to see in concert?

Alice Cooper (again), Hank Jr. (again), The Rolling Stones (before they retire), Billy Joel (ditto), Steve Grand and Puddles Pity Party.

Favorite soup?

Does chili count as soup? Probably not so I’ll go with tomato soup, Bean with Bacon soup or homemade veggie soup cooked in a crock pot.

Should writing and cursive be taught in grade school?

Yes, people should know how to sign their names and write.

Would you drive a taxi or Uber?

Hell, I don’t even like driving myself uptown to work or Wal-Mart and that’s only two miles, give or take, so the thought of me driving others around, it definitely would not or should not ever happen.

Best seafood restaurant?

I don’t usually eat seafood or fish. It brings back flashbacks of my days working at Jimmy’s Seafood House as a teenager. It was bad. Really, really bad. Even worse than Detroit. But if I do decide to have a fish plate, that’s what drive-thru’s are for and I go to Captain D’s.

Strangest place you’ve ever made whoopie?

I’ve been intimate in a lot of places including in a store stockroom, in the church, in my boss’s office, in the car, in the woods, on the front porch, in motels, in bathrooms, on the roof, etc, but the best answer I’ve ever heard for this question is one that came from the old “Newlywed Game” game show, where a woman was asked this question and said, “In the butt!”. So what she said… lol

Who is the true “King of the Blues”?

Some would say B.B. King and others would say Bo Diddley, but they’re wrong. The real “King of the Blues” is and will always be Papa Smurf. ‘Nuff said!

And there you go. I’m threw. Thanks for reading. Questions, comments and anything else, just give me a holler. I’m down and out of here. Have a great one.

Ubuntu!

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