Tossing Salt Presnts:
5 Questions
March 22, 2019
DougMaynard.com

It’s time to do 5 questions. The questions come from the man we know as Jesse. Let’s do this quick and straight to the point style. I have to leave for work in fifteen minutes. Can we do it? Oh yeah, let’s go.

What would you like to do after you retire?

Keep breathing, become rich and drink lots of beer and liquor.

Is there life out there?

Depends on where “out there” is. In space, probably. Outside my window, absolutely and they’re already getting on my nerves. Oh vey!

Thoughts on tattoos in the workplace?

Tattoos are cool, but not on the face or neck or in highly visible locations. Keep ’em discreet.

What’s your favorite type of gum?

That cheap ass bubble gum that you can only find on Halloween that is nothing but pure, chewable sugar. That stuff is good.

If you found a wallet on the street with no ID, but containing $1500, what would you do?

Daddy would be one happy person. Time to go shopping.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any questions, comments or suggestions, let me know. And now, off to work. Take care.

Ubuntu!