5 Questions: Seat Belts, Customers, Cartoons & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Seat Belts, Customers, Cartoons & More
April 30, 2019
DougMaynard.com

Matt sent me some questions. Matt is trying to be funny. Thanks for the inquiries, my friend. And now, let’s do that answer thing.

If you were the guest host of the Tonight Show, who would you want for your guests?

It would be a night of my heroes and favorites. Alice Cooper, Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes (Jay & Silent Bob), Brock Lesnar & Paul Heyman and musical guest Struggle Jennings with his daughter, Mom and grandma Jessi Colter performing their song, “Ace In The Hole”.

Should seat belts be mandatory?

For people under the age of 18, they should definitely be required to wear a seat belt, but once a person legally becomes an adult at age 18, the option of wearing a seat belt should be their choice and decision.

Is the customer always right?

Truth be told, the customer is rarely right. We just let them think they’re right as to humor them and keep them docile, but when push comes to shove, listen to the nice man standing behind the cash register with the clenched teeth and homicidal look in their eyes. That person, the clerk, cashier, associate or whatever else you want to call them, is right.

Are aliens real?

Yes they are and they need to be stopped from coming into our country illegally. Build that damn wall!

What is / was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

When I was little, it was Super Friends and the Bugs Bunny / Looney Toons stuff. I also enjoyed the “Laff-A-Lympics” and Scooby Doo (before they ruined it by adding Scrappy Doo).

And there you go. My thanks for reading and to Matt, thanks for the questions. And with that, I’m out of here. Until the next time, have a great one and I’ll see you later.

Ubuntu!

@00 hetero life mate

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