Tossing Salt Presents:
Facebook Q&A
Movies, Grandma, RHCP and More
October 9, 2019
DougMaynard.com

Welcome to the site and how the hell are you? It’s not quite 7:00am and I’m going to attempt to make a dent in my mailbox and provide some content as well. These questions, which come from assorted groups and my Facebook timeline, have been sitting here for nearly two months and I’ve always said to myself, “I need to answer those!”. Well, now I will. I was going to do the usual “Ultimate Wrestling Q&A”, but that can wait for tonight when I’m watching NXT and AEW. These have waited long enough. I really need to get back to updating this place regularly. I’ve become such a slack-ass over the past month or so. But I have an excuse. “Blame it on my roots… I showed up in boots… and ruined your black tie affair!”. Okay, that’s not an excuse, but instead is a song lyric from the ever so awesome Garth Brooks. Whatever! The new Joker movie sounds great and this will be great too… if this damn cat will shut the hell up! (I have issues with my pussy… he’s so damn loud!) But I’ll give my pussy some treats and maybe he’ll quiet down. And now, time to get to work. Let’s do this…

Have you ever seen a ghost or witnessed supernatural phenomena?

I’ve seen many pale, sickly looking spooky phenomena over the years. Mostly, it was just crackheads though. But yes, I have seen and heard many things that can not be explained by natural causes except for saying, “Damn! Feets, don’t fail me now!” and getting the hell out of dodge. It was spooky and ooky and all together kooky. Ghosts are real and I’ve seen them.

Favorite montster movie?

The old Godzilla movies are the best, but my all time favorite monster movie has to be the original “Dracula”. Or the movie “120 Days of Sodom”. It’s completely sick and degenerate and shows just what true sick monsters that humans can be. It’s Italian, but who needs subtitles? The scenes speak for themselves.

If you could add five characters to the MCU, who would you add?

Five characters that are not yet a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but should be? Spider Woman (Jessica Drew), Tigra, The Shroud, Alpha Flight (a group counts, right?) and of course, Dr. Anthony Ludgate Druid.

Same question, but with the DC Movie Universe?

Mirror Master, Zantana, The Wonder Twins, Funky Flashman and The Pied Piper.

How many foreign languages do you speak?

English, some Spanish (two years in high school), Latin (one year in school), Profanity, Sarcasm, RobCo, Ebonics, Smart-Ass and Geek.

Listen to the Rolling Stone’s song, “Mixed Emotions”. Who gives you mixed emotions?

Danny – I love him, but can’t trust him and hate what he does. And people in general. I like most of ’em, but don’t want to be around anyone for any long period of time.

Are tattoos attractive?

Some are and some aren’t. It depends more on the person wearing the colors.

Favorite song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

“Pea” by Flea. Actually, almost anything off the “One Hot Minute” album is damn good in my opinion.

Favorite memory of your grandmother?

Those big breakfast meals she would lay out every morning, the strange smell that came from her house, clean, but slightly old and kind of relaxing and just listening to her talk and tell stories.

Who was your “juke box hero” growing up?

Alice Cooper and Waylon Jennings. They were and are still the best there is, was and ever will be. ‘Nuff said!

And there you go. I have to go get ready for work now. I’ll be back. Questions and comments and any other thoughts, about anything, drop me a line. Until the next time, take care and have a great one.

Ubuntu!