Tossing Salt Presents:
Pina Colodas, Presidents, Boobies and More
October 18, 2019
These questions have been waiting around for a while, courtesy of Mocha, Cheese and Jesse. Sounds like a bad law firm, right? And I had forgotten about them until now. But I woke up early and am already dressed for work on this lovely October morning and I’ve got a little time so… Why not do this Q&A thing and get it over with. And then it’s work for 11 hours and then (hopefully) come home to Smackdown. Sounds like a plan. Let’s do this.
What is your ultimate turn-off in a man or woman?
I’m pretty open minded and not much really bothers me, but being a bitch or lying to me, that is never, ever acceptable. And if you steal from me or my family (this is for you Chris and Danny), you’re dead to me… period!
Do you like Pina Colodas?
Pina Coloda’s are only drank by lying-ass cheaters who need a punch in the mouth. Listen to the song “Escape”, aka “The Pina Coloda Song”. They both are cheating and when found out, they laugh. Both of them need slap across the head… with a steel chair. Just saying.
How would you rank the U.S Presidents, from best to worst, that have served during your lifetime?
I was born in 1966 during the Lyndon B. Johnson era so this only has the Presidents from Johnson on. From best to worst, I’d do it like this. Trump, Reagan, George HW Bush , Nixon, Clinton, Bush, Ford, Johnson, Carter and Obama.
Boobies – love ’em or hate ’em?
They’re bouncy and happy and even as a gay man, I can’t help but like ’em. Everyone loves boobies.
Best teacher you’ve ever had?
I’ve had some good ones and I’ve had some that were absolutely awful but two stand out for me as above and beyond – Lillian Brower, my 7th grade Social Studies and English teacher at Daniels Jr. High School in Raleigh, NC and Mrs. Joyce, who taught US History at Scotland High School in Laurinburg. She was a good teacher, had some great stories and also helped me get a job working with her husband when I was sixteen. A very amazing lady.
Most disgusting food you’ve ever tried?
Squid is the worst I can think of at the moment.
What matters most? Looks or personality?
Personality and character. Looks are just the cover of the book, but the personality, character, sense of humor, responsibility and things of that nature are what keeps you invested and interested.
If you were to create a music talent show, like American Idol or The Voice, who would you have as your host and judges?
My host would be Andrew Singer, aka Soce the Elemental Wizard. And my judges would be Alice Cooper, Travis Tritt and Yelawolf.
Do you believe in soul-mates?
Yeppers, I do. Unfortunately, mine was probably hit by a bus many years ago and is laying in a ditch somewhere, but I do think they do exist.
Favorite Harry Potter book / movie?
I enjoyed most of them, but none of them are must-see every time it airs for me. I guess the “Secret Chamber” one was the best for me. Moaning Myrtle was HOT!
After a bad day, what’s your favorite thing to make things better?
Have sex with a good looking man. But since that rarely happens, just shower, put on the earphones, listen to Jazz or Big Band music and either read or write.
And that’s all. Thanks for reading. Any comments, thoughts or questions, drop me a line. It’s time for breakfast now. Take care and I’ll catch you on the flip side.
RIP Keri J. Ellerbe. You will not be forgotten.