Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Comedians, Wolverine, People & More
February 23, 2020
DougMaynard.com

The always awesome Cheese sent me some more questions. She is always asking me about everything and anything. And I’m always glad to answer, five questions at a time. Let’s do this…

If you were going to a comedy show, what comedians would you want to see?

Most of my favorites, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, and Redd Foxx have all passed away, but there are still a few talented comedy legends that I would enjoy watching perform. The five that top my bucket list would be Andrew Dice Clay, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy, Gilbert Gotfried and Bill Cosby. He’s a sleaze, but the man can tell a joke.

There are rumors that Daniel Radcliffe is being considered for the role of the X-Man, Wolverine, for the MCU? Good choice or not?

I’m cool with this if it’s true. Radcliffe, better known as the man who brought Harry Potter to life, is a tremendous actor. He’s short in stature, but if you remember correctly in the comics, so was Wolverine. He needs to be pumped up a bit more to get the look of a superhero, but I think Radcliffe would be a great choice to be this character.

Would you or have you ever considered running for public office?

I don’t play well enough with others to ever run for political office. I’m not politically correct, I don’t suffer fools easily, I don’t like crowds or public speaking and I think most people are idiots. So yes, I have thought about it.

Does Gin make you sin?

Gin is some nasty stuff in my opinion, but if you drink enough of it (or any liquor really), some major sinning is just a few moments away, at least if you’re lucky.

What is your biggest pet peeve about people?

That they exist and are dumb. I like some people and some people are good eggs, but then there are the rest and oh very, I’m getting a headache just thinking about it. I was once a people person, but people ruined it for me. People suck! ‘Nuff said!

And there you go. Any thoughts, comments or questions are welcome. My thanks for reading. I’ll be back. Have a great night.

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