Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
‘Rona Checks, Teaching & More
April 9, 2020
DougMaynard.com

Five more questions from Cheese. Have I ever said that this very cool dude has way too much time on his hands? But I am thankful for the questions and now, it’s time to respond with a few answers. Let’s do this…

What are your plans for your “Rona Check” money when it arrives?

I’m gonna buy a tiger, start my own wrestling promotion and go see some strippers and make it rain. Okay, maybe not. When and if I see that money deposited in my account, my plans as of now as to get my Blazer & truck inspected, pay off a few bills and go out for Chinese food, at least when the restaurant is back open.

Give someone a plug.

I already gave your boyfriend one last night. Oops! Just kidding (or am I?) Go check out the one and only Daily Dancer at http://www.DailyDancer.com.
This guy is a hoot!

If you were a teacher, what grade level would you want to teach?

I’m not a big people-person, but little people are far better to deal with than big people so if I had to be a teacher, I’d work with the little ones, maybe kindergarten or first grade. And if that didn’t pan out, how about working as a college instructor. I might have a little trouble with the fraternization rules, especially with some of the hot and sexy male students, but I could make a strong impact on those young people and change their lives forever.

Name a car, a candy, a conquerer, a killer, a cookie, a club, a cartoon, and a caveman.

A 1972 Volkswagen Convertible, Snickers, Brock Lesnar, Carole Baskin, Chocolate Chip, The OC, Family Guy & Captain Caveman.

Favorite EltonJohn song?

A hard call since there are so many amazing Elton songs out there covering the past fifty-plus years, but I think my favorite would either be “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”, a duet with George Michael or else “This Train Don’t Stop There Anymore”, a very under-rated song with a great video featuring Justin Timberlake as a young Elton John. Check it out.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Any thoughts, comments or questions to ask, about anything, feel free and drop me a line, either here at the site, at my e-mail at Doug28352@yahoo.com or on Twitter at @Doug28352. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. I’ll check you out later.

Ubuntu!