Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Joe Exotic, Pizza & More
April 9, 2020
DougMaynard.com

This world is full of questions and sometimes, we even have a few answers to go along with them. My friend Cheese, who has way too much time on his hands, sent me five slightly odd queries. And now, it’s my turn to respond. And away we go…

Have you ever drank wine with a bullfrog?

Yes. His name was Jeremiah and he sure had some mighty fine wine. Actually, to be honest, I’ve never been drinking with frogs or amphibians of any type that I’m aware of. I did spend a night one time when I lived in McColl, SC, getting drunk with a big spider. He was in the corner of the room, in his web and watching me. I was on the couch, getting hammered and talking to him the entire night. Drinking alone was never any fun and he was a good listener.

3 takeaways from the Joe Exotic/ Tiger King documentary?

Owning tigers would be cool. When I get married, I want to marry two guys at once just like Joe did. And finally, Carole Baskin killed her husband.

Name a hippo, a hypocrite, and a Howard?

My hippo would be Henrietta from the late 70’s children’s TV show, New Zoo Review. My hypocrite would be Alyssa Milano, former TV star from “Who’s The Boss” and “Charmed” who was all about the “MeToo” movement and demanded that Brett Kavanaugh be burned at the stake, destroyed and run out of town because of accusations against him, accusations of which there was no proof, no witnesses and no corroborating evidence, but now, when her friend and candidate of choice for President Joe Biden faces similar accusations, remained silent before finally saying that he deserved a presumption of innocence, something that she was totally opposed to and against with Kavanaugh. And my Howard would be Howard Hughes, the eccentric old billionaire of legend.

Best pizza?

If we’re getting it delivered, I’ll generally go with Dominos.

Would you rather be able to fly or breathe underwater?

A hard choice, but I think that flight would be more adventuresome and fun. Now if only I wasn’t scared of heights… lol.

And there you go. My thanks for reading and thanks to Cheese for the questions. Any comments, thoughts or questions you’d like to ask, feel free and drop me a line. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. See ya.

Ubuntu!